on โ02-01-2015 10:41 PM
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on โ01-02-2015 06:48 PM
A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that sheโs to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.โ sure son" the father replied, drooling. โWeโll take her home and eat you mother!"
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on โ04-02-2015 03:34 PM
Heard this one on the radio this morning:
An elderly woman was arrested for stealing a can of peaches. On the day of her sentencing, the judge looked at her pityingly. "Mrs Rebinowitz," he said, "you're 89 years old and this is the first time you've ever broken the law. For that reason I'll be lenient. There were four peaches in the can you stole. I'm going to sentence you to four days in jail...one day for each peach."
Upon hearing that, Mrs. Rebinowitz's husband quickly stood up. "Your honor," he said, "I don't want to meddle. But she also stole a can of peas."
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on โ05-02-2015 08:12 PM
Dear John,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement.
Won't you forgive and forget? Your absence is breaking my heart.
I was a fool, nobody can take your place. I love you.
All my love,
Belinda. xxxxoooxxxx
P.S. Congratulations on winning this week's lottery.
on โ06-02-2015 02:24 AM