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    <title>topic Re: The funniest stupid quotes in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682191#M201667</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;just few more:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"&gt;39. “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"&gt;44. “I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.” ~ Dan Quayle&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"&gt;53. “They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.” ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2013 05:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>***super_nova***</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2013-09-15T05:09:47Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The funniest stupid quotes</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682177#M201666</link>
      <description>&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;For THE most entertaining stupid quotes of all time, there is NOTHING to beat stupid Republican quotes! Who would entertain us if we lost all of the GOP politicians? The things that so many of them say are stupid, out-of-touch, and sometimes, downright crazy. Here is a list of some of the dumbest comments Republicans have ever made. &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;1. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;2. ”We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;3. “When the President does it that means that it’s not illegal.” ~ Richard M. Nixon &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;4. “Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;5. ”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;6. “Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?” (sic) ~ George W. Bush &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;7. “Good Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.” ~ Jerry Falwell &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;8. “As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens (sic) do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” ~ George W. Bush &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;9. “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.” ~ Jerry Falwell &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;10. “Facts are stupid things.” ~ Ronald Reagan &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;11. “How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen… because God said, ‘My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.’” ~ Rev. John Hage &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU;"&gt;12. “Our gays are more macho than their straights.” ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"&gt;Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Visit Liberal America to read more. &lt;A href="http://www.liberalamerica.org/2013/06/09/60-ridiculously-stupid-republican-quotes/" target="_blank"&gt;60 Ridiculously Stupid Republican Quotes | LiberalAmerica.org&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2013 04:59:59 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682177#M201666</guid>
      <dc:creator>***super_nova***</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-09-15T04:59:59Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: The funniest stupid quotes</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682191#M201667</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;just few more:&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"&gt;39. “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"&gt;44. “I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.” ~ Dan Quayle&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-AU; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"&gt;53. “They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.” ~ Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain, warning that China could develop nuclear weapons. (They developed them in 1964.)&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2013 05:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682191#M201667</guid>
      <dc:creator>***super_nova***</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-09-15T05:09:47Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: The funniest stupid quotes</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682381#M201695</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;39. “I feel the best way to ensure Americans’ freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. &lt;/STRONG&gt;Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.” ~ Attorney General John Ashcroft&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;.....&lt;img id="womanlol" class="emoticon emoticon-womanlol" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/i/smilies/16x16_woman-lol.png" alt="Woman LOL" title="Woman LOL" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2013 06:48:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682381#M201695</guid>
      <dc:creator>siggie-reported-by-alarmists</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-09-15T06:48:10Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: The funniest stupid quotes</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682407#M201699</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;“Our gays are more macho than their straights.” ~ Ann Coulter, commenting in 2005 on Jeff&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Gannon, the conservative plant in the White House press corps who turned out to be a male escort&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;i love. love, love ann coulter!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 15 Sep 2013 07:03:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/The-funniest-stupid-quotes/m-p/682407#M201699</guid>
      <dc:creator>*ibis</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-09-15T07:03:21Z</dc:date>
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