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    <title>topic Re: Visiting Irishman From UK in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1276741#M336833</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says,&lt;BR /&gt;"All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine".&lt;BR /&gt;The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.&lt;BR /&gt;They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens -- the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.&lt;BR /&gt;At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it" and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.&lt;BR /&gt;The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies,&lt;BR /&gt;"Nothing is wrong with me -- it's this bloody horse. What is he -- deaf or something?"&lt;BR /&gt;The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf -- he's BLIND!"&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2014 07:12:22 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2014-05-29T07:12:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</link>
      <description>Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</link>
      <description>Welcome and please enjoy your stay</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</link>
      <description>Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:40:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</link>
      <description>Welcome.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:41:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</link>
      <description>Hello there!!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Beware of the Gurriers &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:42:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</guid>
      <dc:creator>night.wol</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:42:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</link>
      <description>welcome to down under &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
begger off shhh, hes mine X-( or are you a she &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_open_mouth:"&gt;😮&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:43:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.&lt;BR /&gt;
Yes im married and im 70years old</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:44:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:44:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</link>
      <description>Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</link>
      <description>If you are a good looking woman under 80 Sssshhh and Doll then you ae in with a chance.  :^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</link>
      <description>lol that stopped them real quick lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</link>
      <description>Ahhh bugger.... you got a grandson?? *hopeful looking* (learnt it off patkin)</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:46:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:46:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</link>
      <description>Hi Tommy&lt;BR /&gt;
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it's night time here</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</link>
      <description>:^O The braff and tatts.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</link>
      <description>Have to go back to UK  my breakfast is on table ..Happy Easter..see you all later</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:48:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:48:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; :^O The braff and tatts.&lt;BR /&gt;
Why you laughing at me? I just said welcome lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:50:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:50:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Darn! pesky husband gets in the way again *sulks*</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:52:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</link>
      <description>LOL!!....I think you all managed to scare the nice Irishman away!!:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:54:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</guid>
      <dc:creator>vintage-star</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:54:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</link>
      <description>lol&lt;BR /&gt;
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Happy Easter Tommy to you too come back soon</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:00:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</link>
      <description>HI everyone thanks for answerning my thread.....are you short of men..might send some mates for you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:59:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:59:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</link>
      <description>lol Please do!! Not for doll tho... she is taken plus I had my hand up first!!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T11:06:04Z</dc:date>
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