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    <title>topic Re: Visiting Irishman From UK in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1323437#M346049</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;A man was well inebriated, but he got behind the wheel of his car anyway and began to drive home. Of course, he couldn't exactly drive straight or stay below the speed limit. Two policemen pulled him over and demanded a sobriety test. They asked him to walk a straight line, and he failed. They began to take him with them, but suddenly they received a call on their walkie-talkies, asking them to go to another part of town. They asked the man to be patient while they called someone else to cover for them. But the man grew tired of waiting and, after a few minutes, drove home. He got in bed and said to his wife, who had been waiting for him, "If any policemen come looking for me, tell them I'm not home yet." The wife agreed, somewhat confused and a little embarrassed. No sooner than her husband fell asleep did she hear a knock at the door. Sure enough, it was the two policemen. They asked about her husband, and she replied that he wasn't home. Then they asked to check her garage. Puzzled, she agreed. She opened up the garage for them--and there sat the policemen's squad car, lights still flashing.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2014 07:12:30 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2014-06-19T07:12:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</link>
      <description>Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</link>
      <description>Welcome and please enjoy your stay</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</link>
      <description>Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:40:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</link>
      <description>Welcome.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:41:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</link>
      <description>Hello there!!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Beware of the Gurriers &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:42:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</guid>
      <dc:creator>night.wol</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:42:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</link>
      <description>welcome to down under &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
begger off shhh, hes mine X-( or are you a she &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_open_mouth:"&gt;😮&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:43:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.&lt;BR /&gt;
Yes im married and im 70years old</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:44:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:44:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</link>
      <description>Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</link>
      <description>If you are a good looking woman under 80 Sssshhh and Doll then you ae in with a chance.  :^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</link>
      <description>lol that stopped them real quick lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</link>
      <description>Ahhh bugger.... you got a grandson?? *hopeful looking* (learnt it off patkin)</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:46:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:46:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</link>
      <description>Hi Tommy&lt;BR /&gt;
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it's night time here</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</link>
      <description>:^O The braff and tatts.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</link>
      <description>Have to go back to UK  my breakfast is on table ..Happy Easter..see you all later</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:48:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:48:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; :^O The braff and tatts.&lt;BR /&gt;
Why you laughing at me? I just said welcome lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:50:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:50:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Darn! pesky husband gets in the way again *sulks*</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:52:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</link>
      <description>LOL!!....I think you all managed to scare the nice Irishman away!!:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:54:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</guid>
      <dc:creator>vintage-star</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:54:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</link>
      <description>lol&lt;BR /&gt;
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Happy Easter Tommy to you too come back soon</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:00:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</link>
      <description>HI everyone thanks for answerning my thread.....are you short of men..might send some mates for you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:59:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:59:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</link>
      <description>lol Please do!! Not for doll tho... she is taken plus I had my hand up first!!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T11:06:04Z</dc:date>
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