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2 Whales Joke

not.a.sock.puppet — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 05:57:44 GMT

Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.

Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.

Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer!"

When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million pieces? That will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.

So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.

The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were not dead, but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean.

The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're still alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors!"

That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the male and said, "Oh no... I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen!"

Punchline's a bit riskay, so I put it in the spoiler box, ay.

Re: 2 Whales Joke

polksaladallie — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 06:06:35 GMT

I think you ought to google your mis-spelling. I don't think you meant that meaning.

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not.a.sock.puppet — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 06:17:53 GMT

what miss spellin's that, love?

Re: 2 Whales Joke

the*scarlet*pimpernel — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 06:19:41 GMT

I think she means risque`

Re: 2 Whales Joke

polksaladallie — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 06:24:25 GMT

Close your eyes when you google it.

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the_bob_delusion — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 06:48:42 GMT

hehehe

Re: 2 Whales Joke

polksaladallie — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 06:51:05 GMT

@the*scarlet*pimpernel wrote:
I think she means risque`

No, I mean riskay.

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tasfleur — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 08:36:14 GMT

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katymatey* — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 08:39:00 GMT

Risky more like.

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icyfroth — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 10:22:36 GMT

Socks aren't reknowned for their spelling skills, I guess.

Re: 2 Whales Joke

karliandjacko — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 13:43:23 GMT

@polksaladallie wrote:
Close your eyes when you google it.

😄 I wish I had heeded that bit of advice 😄