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human inadequacies

wilk1149 — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:17:27 GMT

Men are so hopeless at doing anything except drinking beer and watching tv that they should be banned from all other activities so that women may do everything right the first time and I'm not being sarcastic

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gleee58 — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:24:58 GMT

Oh you poor thing. Sounds like you got yourself a bad one.

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katymatey* — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:29:26 GMT

'Millstone' comes to mind.

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wilk1149 — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:30:03 GMT

No, I am male.

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aps1080 — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:31:38 GMT

Really ?

Is that all ?

I thnk you forgot "lying on the couch, farting and snorting while asleep even when you are doing the vacuuming"

Anyway, I don't drink beer or have a TV so can't be true !

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jds_noise — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:31:40 GMT

I can write my name in the snow!

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lloydslights — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:35:36 GMT

I don't understand.....you sound a tad sarcastic.

DEB

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creative*crisis — Sun, 11 Jan 2015 23:36:11 GMT

I've always liked men I think they have their own unique set of good points and given current equality of the sexes i think you could apply that desciption to a few women.

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evil_akuma_2002 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 00:41:04 GMT

That may all be true, but without us...what would you compare yourselves to?

And I think, apart from the comparative use, my wife keeps me around purely for eliminating mice and spiders!

And cooking the barbie,

And chauffeuring her around,

And the washing,

And making the bed,

And cooking tea,

And making her a cuppa,

And giving her a footrub,

And being her footwarmer in bed, etc...

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aps1080 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 01:04:19 GMT

Or in my case, my GF keeps me around purely for eliminating mice and Huntsmen spiders !

And chauffeuring her around !

And for going shopping with !

And making her a cuppa !

I think I better find some more things she needs more for, that list is a bit bare

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evil_akuma_2002 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 03:36:30 GMT

And still they say we're useless!

PFFFTTT!

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boris1gary — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 03:45:42 GMT

I think human teeth are pretty inadequate, for the sake of humanity I hope we evolve so our teeth are similar to sharks.

ignore number 3

1. Shark teeth are not attached to gums on a root like our teeth.
2. Sharks typically lose at least one tooth per week.
3. Sharks lose their teeth because they may become stuck in prey or broken and forced out.
4. Shark teeth are arranged in neat conveyor belt rows and can be replaced within a day of losing one.

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aps1080 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 04:08:29 GMT

That's OK, as soon as she THINKS I am useless, I just find a huntsman and leave somewhere near the back door

or a couple of mice droppings near the dog food bin.

The phone calls usually comes within 2 days

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poddster — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 04:22:19 GMT

You should have chosen a woman to be your 'mate' in that case 🙂

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village_person — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 06:33:01 GMT

I think you had better get a doctor to confirm that.

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evil_akuma_2002 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 08:45:38 GMT

Bwahahahaha! A man after my own heart!

Psst...let's not tell 'em, though.

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lal-au0 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 13:32:59 GMT

well, well well.....

there certainly are men who are only good to destroy beer but there is another breed of men too (and i got one of those few *nernerner*).

for a start, they have a joy stick which is fun to use (unless it's one of those useless men who only care about their own joy and win before the woman does).

removing dragons (insects that aren't butterflies or cute) is another important thing as they give me spots just from looking at them! killing spiders (not useful spiders but creepy ones like redbacks and whitetails) - the ultimate dragons is a task worthy of a hero.

rubbing feet is heaven.

...uuhhmm what did you say? men are useless? i beg to differ!

it might seem not much to a man to remove a spider/disgusting insect but i am eternally grateful that my hubby takes care of the dragons who invade the home. they make my skin crawl and give me spots in the face.

he also bought me another of those pot sets today from cheap as chips which are blue and the bestest non stick pans i ever had, and they are deep so things don't splash around or fall outside.

also kisses and hugs when i need it or just because it's a new day.

what can i say more? i am sure i left out a lot of things as usually which i will remember a few hours after i posted when the computer is turned off but there is one thing i know for sure: having a hubby like that is heaven on earth (most of times).

i know there are useless violent men out there but they can get stuffed i don't care. they shall be singles forever as far as i am concerned.

bleeping beefcakes they are!

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lal-au0 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 13:42:13 GMT

things i forgot to say in my first post #1:

after i tried that pot set i said casually to hubby "they are very nice, the non stick stuff is much better than on any other one i have had and because they are so high (rim) things don't splash around and the high pan is very good for chinese food because it's just like a wok"

his reply was "let's get another one" (for when the first set is worn out) which hadn't come to my mind at all.

i think this is the thing that is lacking in most young men. they just aren't thinking, or rather say the thing they are thinking about is their joy stick only.

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aps1080 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 15:03:17 GMT

lal

Aaahhhh, but you are wrong.

As much as I sometimes laughed at my mother when asked why she bought two of something (because they were 50% off), even though you would never wear one out in a century of Sundays, I have in the past and will continue in the future to buy "another one".

I have done it with hunting boots (I bought 1 Pair and then went back and bought 2 more pairs, best thing I ever did).

As for "after i tried that pot set i said casually to hubby "they are very nice," you are failing badly. You need to get hubby interested

in cooking, then when you are tired, worn out etc, he can do the cooking duties

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aps1080 — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 15:04:10 GMT

Wilk

I just remembered that my ex neighbour was just like your statement.