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Caption This: #623

twyngwyn — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:19:50 GMT

Caption This: #623

The winner will be the caption that has the most ‘Helpfuls’. In the event of a tie, the OP will decide the winner. The winner will start the new round. Ends March 11, 2026

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ambercat16 — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 08:29:18 GMT

Ordinarily I wouldn't complain, Your Honour. I understand the "big fish eats little fish"
rule only too well (having dispatched a tiddler just a few moments ago), but really his
breath smells something horrid. I would like to petition the court to insist on him getting
urgent dental treatment before he eats me.

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kopenhagen5 — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 09:06:32 GMT

‘I’m only a small seller on ebay and they won’t even listen………..’

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not_for_sale — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 09:27:02 GMT

Judge, he thinks I'm a hooker.

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countessalmirena — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 15:09:48 GMT

“He’s trying to give me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth!”

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countessalmirena — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 15:10:39 GMT

“Your Honour, his whole story is fishy!”

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countessalmirena — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 15:13:58 GMT

“Please, your Worship, can’t you see he’s disregarding the PPO?”

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countessalmirena — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 15:15:01 GMT

“OBJECTION! Council is trying to eat during cross-examination.”

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bidicus*maximus — Sun, 08 Mar 2026 13:27:07 GMT

... and so, for stalking me, he should pay a thousand clams...

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twyngwyn — Tue, 10 Mar 2026 07:21:48 GMT

…..ends tomorrow….

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twyngwyn — Tue, 10 Mar 2026 23:35:01 GMT

I broke the tie, congrats kopes, over to you