Caption This: #522
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Caption This: #522
The winner will be the caption that has the most ‘Helpfuls’.
In the event of a tie, the OP will decide the winner.
The winner will start the new round.
Caption This #522 ends Tuesday, 13th August, 2024.
11 comments
countessalmirena
OP2 years agoI enjoyed these captions!
It came down to two, both with seven helpful, so I’ve chosen between them to award the palm to bidicus*maximus with that very funny pun.
Congratulations, and take it away.
🥇
twyngwyn
·2 years agoIF MEN GOT PREGNANT
Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
Briefcases would be used as nappy bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
Women would rule the world.
bidicus*maximus
·2 years agoA pair of ana-tummy-cly correct mannequins.
ambercat16
·2 years agohannahmallory
·2 years agoFathers Day is coming up.
ambercat16
·2 years agok1ooo-slr-sales
·2 years agoBlue shirt dummy: "Do you think people would think it weird if we held hands?"
Red shirt dummy: "Do we have hands?"
not_for_sale
·2 years agoBeer Gut Boutique, for fair dinkum blokes.
imastawka
·2 years agotwyngwyn
·2 years agoMindless wonders
twyngwyn
·2 years agoOf course you can't see your toes, or anything for that matter....