LOL, now that surgeons and nurses were mentioned in a thread about alleged beauty (in the eye of the webmaster - aka as beholder), I had to think of an episode of the "Twilight Zone" called "Eye of the Beholder". Those who know this episode will understand...
Gee, is it really 5 years? I can recall when the home page was never ending. It was almost scary. You could scroll and scroll and seemingly never get to the bottom. I was so glad when that got replaced with what is there now.
I guess we'll have to wait and see what the new one is like.
A team of surgeons, theatre nurses, anaesthetist, etc., have time to perform one last surgical procedure. There are multiple liver transplant patients, a man with internal bleeding, two men and one woman awaiting carotid endarterectomies, and a woman wanting a breast implant.
Which patient ought to be assisted first?
eBay are going for the breast enhancement and also offer their “patient” a full manicure and eyelash extensions.
In the meantime, the other genuine patients are either dying or their condition deteriorates further; worse outcomes are almost certain.
I’m not sure that it’s a question of being afraid of the breast-enhanced woman…
A team of surgeons, theatre nurses, anaesthetist, etc., have time to perform one last surgical procedure. There are multiple liver transplant patients, a man with internal bleeding, two men and one woman awaiting carotid endarterectomies, and a woman wanting a breast implant.
Sounds like my perfect day!!! Oh, if only there were that many livers available..............
So much complaining about a revised home page, if every business took that approach we would all still be using a horse and cart. And chisel and a stone.
Don't tell me that a 5 year old thing shouldnt change, why are people scared of change?
I think they also have a second mantra - "If it is broke, don't try to fix it".
I just had a looked at the home page for the first time in ages, and it is definitely broke, so they are finally doing something with it after 5 years.
Let's get ready not only for an exciting change 😂, but also for a plethora of people coming here with the same question again and again ("What happened to the home page?").
Oh joy. I have been dreaming of a redesigned home page for eBay. The dishes are stacked, unwashed, and the floor remains unswept until this vital change occurs!
valcampi-77
·2 years agono action required
Anonymous User
·2 years agoAnd it sucks.
Just like the customer service.
*sons_n_daughters*
·2 years agoThank you for your informative contribution. It will definitely help many people.
sugar249
·2 years agoAh, unless I am wrong, it hasnt arrived yet. But if it has please be kind enough to tell us your real thoughts on it
papermoon.lady
·2 years agoLOL, now that surgeons and nurses were mentioned in a thread about alleged beauty (in the eye of the webmaster - aka as beholder), I had to think of an episode of the "Twilight Zone" called "Eye of the Beholder". Those who know this episode will understand...
springyzone
·2 years agoGee, is it really 5 years? I can recall when the home page was never ending. It was almost scary. You could scroll and scroll and seemingly never get to the bottom. I was so glad when that got replaced with what is there now.
I guess we'll have to wait and see what the new one is like.
countessalmirena
·2 years agoA team of surgeons, theatre nurses, anaesthetist, etc., have time to perform one last surgical procedure. There are multiple liver transplant patients, a man with internal bleeding, two men and one woman awaiting carotid endarterectomies, and a woman wanting a breast implant.
Which patient ought to be assisted first?
eBay are going for the breast enhancement and also offer their “patient” a full manicure and eyelash extensions.
In the meantime, the other genuine patients are either dying or their condition deteriorates further; worse outcomes are almost certain.
I’m not sure that it’s a question of being afraid of the breast-enhanced woman…
Wrong priorities.
*sons_n_daughters*
·2 years agoSounds like my perfect day!!! Oh, if only there were that many livers available..............
sugar249
·2 years agoSo much complaining about a revised home page, if every business took that approach we would all still be using a horse and cart. And chisel and a stone.
Don't tell me that a 5 year old thing shouldnt change, why are people scared of change?
padi*0409
·2 years agoI nearly wet myself with this little gem in the comments Twyn...............
"They are trying to put lipstick on a pig."
Whatever happened to the old adage "if it ain't broke, don't try to fix it".
davewil1964
·2 years agoeBay have never subscribed to that padi.
Their mantra is 'if it ain't broke, break it'.
papermoon.lady
·2 years agoI think they also have a second mantra - "If it is broke, don't try to fix it".
sugar249
·2 years agoI just had a looked at the home page for the first time in ages, and it is definitely broke, so they are finally doing something with it after 5 years.
Lets move forward and be positive,
papermoon.lady
·2 years agoLet's get ready not only for an exciting change 😂, but also for a plethora of people coming here with the same question again and again ("What happened to the home page?").
arctoph_49
·2 years agoOh, how exciting....
countessalmirena
·2 years agoOh joy. I have been dreaming of a redesigned home page for eBay. The dishes are stacked, unwashed, and the floor remains unswept until this vital change occurs!
davewil1964
·2 years agoGood thing I never go to the Home Page; my Bookmarks are set to explicitly exclude it.