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    <title>topic Re: Visiting Irishman From UK in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/651963#M194526</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Patel was bragging to his boss one day,"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Patel how about&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;So Patel and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;door,and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Patel! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed, Patel's boss is still sceptical.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Patel that he thinks Patel's&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Patel&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;says."President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Yes," Patel says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Patel on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Patel , what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Well, the boss is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Patel who again implores him to name anyone else.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Patel . "My folks are from&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;So off they fly to Rome. Patel and his boss are assembled with the&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;masses in Vatican Square when Patel says," This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Sure enough, half an hour later Patel emerges with the Pope on the&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;balcony.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;But by the time Patel returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;attack and is surrounded by paramedics.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Working his way to his boss' side, Patel asks him, what happened?&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"His boss looks up and says, I was doing fine until you and the Pope&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Patel?"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 01 Sep 2013 07:46:02 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2013-09-01T07:46:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</link>
      <description>Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</link>
      <description>Welcome and please enjoy your stay</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</link>
      <description>Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:40:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</link>
      <description>Welcome.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:41:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</link>
      <description>Hello there!!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Beware of the Gurriers &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:42:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</guid>
      <dc:creator>night.wol</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:42:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</link>
      <description>welcome to down under &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
begger off shhh, hes mine X-( or are you a she &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_open_mouth:"&gt;😮&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:43:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.&lt;BR /&gt;
Yes im married and im 70years old</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:44:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:44:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</link>
      <description>Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</link>
      <description>If you are a good looking woman under 80 Sssshhh and Doll then you ae in with a chance.  :^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</link>
      <description>lol that stopped them real quick lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</link>
      <description>Ahhh bugger.... you got a grandson?? *hopeful looking* (learnt it off patkin)</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:46:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:46:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</link>
      <description>Hi Tommy&lt;BR /&gt;
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it's night time here</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</link>
      <description>:^O The braff and tatts.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</link>
      <description>Have to go back to UK  my breakfast is on table ..Happy Easter..see you all later</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:48:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:48:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; :^O The braff and tatts.&lt;BR /&gt;
Why you laughing at me? I just said welcome lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:50:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:50:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Darn! pesky husband gets in the way again *sulks*</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:52:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</link>
      <description>LOL!!....I think you all managed to scare the nice Irishman away!!:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:54:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</guid>
      <dc:creator>vintage-star</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:54:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</link>
      <description>lol&lt;BR /&gt;
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Happy Easter Tommy to you too come back soon</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:00:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</link>
      <description>HI everyone thanks for answerning my thread.....are you short of men..might send some mates for you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:59:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:59:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</link>
      <description>lol Please do!! Not for doll tho... she is taken plus I had my hand up first!!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T11:06:04Z</dc:date>
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