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A man walked into a bar

*crikey*mate* — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 03:40:18 GMT

(no punchline)

What's your favourite pub meal?

Re: A man walked into a bar

kengillard — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 04:28:31 GMT

something without a mountain of chips. don't think it exists!

Re: A man walked into a bar

siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:01:53 GMT

A guy walks in.........ok, he did not walk in, he was already there.

One guy says, "I slept with my wife before we were married, did you?".

The other guy says, "I don't know; what was her maiden name?".

Re: A man walked into a bar

siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:02:20 GMT

A potato walks into a bar and all eyes were on him!

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:02:53 GMT

A hamburger and a french fry walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve food here

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:03:21 GMT

What do you call a Bohemian that gets thrown out of a bar?

A bounced Czech

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:05:52 GMT

A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:06:24 GMT

Sorry Crikey.....you started it.

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small_creeps_friend — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:09:17 GMT

Clarkey of course!! PUPS reign!!

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ten*teeny*tiny*toes — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:16:39 GMT

A horse walks into a bar

...why the long face

Smal Creeps??

Waves madly if its you ♥

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:18:50 GMT

An Irishman walks by a bar........................................it could happen

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:21:09 GMT

A drunk walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he says.

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clair.de.lune — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:38:04 GMT

A guy with tourettes walks into a **bleep**EN **bleep**

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clair.de.lune — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:40:38 GMT

A man with Alzheimer's walks into a............... hello everybody

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*crikey*mate* — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:44:23 GMT

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering-wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender says, "You know you got a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of your pants?" The pirate says, "Arrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

Re: A man walked into a bar

*crikey*mate* — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:47:27 GMT

A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After
sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five
things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl."
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weight-lifter
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously Mister, Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Re: A man walked into a bar

*crikey*mate* — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:51:49 GMT

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ……… soda.’ The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.

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*crikey*mate* — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:53:09 GMT

A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says,

‘What do you want?’

The fish croaks, ‘Water.’

Re: A man walked into a bar

*crikey*mate* — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:54:35 GMT

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, then discovers he has to go to the bathroom.

To stop anyone stealing his drink he puts a note on it saying, ‘I spat in this beer.’

When he returns he finds another note saying, ‘So did I!’

Re: A man walked into a bar

*crikey*mate* — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 06:59:11 GMT

Two women walk into a bar -

you would have thought one of them would have spotted it.