topic Re: NBN is Satans communications system. in Community Spirit

NBN is Satans communications system.

jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:24:37 GMT

There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.

as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:26:02 GMT

And your problem with this is?...........

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cherry*135 — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:29:27 GMT

The ADSL broadband communications system is whose?

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jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:32:32 GMT

Society is already on a downward spiral. the complicity you display will exacerbate that trend and see the youth of today burn in the skillet of hades . That may amuse some of you, but not myself.or my brothers and sisters i assure you.

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jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:35:38 GMT

@am*3 wrote:
The ADSL broadband communications system is whose?

Whom do you think ? its fortunate that the copper is mostly near the end of its life. one of our youth outreaches is close to perfecting the technology to jam wireless signals also.

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freakiness — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:36:56 GMT

@jethro_woolfe wrote:
There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.
as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

Woohoo, I've got a direct line to the devil and love it.

Didn't know this was an immoral website though 😞

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cherry*135 — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:38:38 GMT

Whose system is ADSL broadband? - I don't know, God or Satan? The same sites are accessed on ADSL as they are on the NBN.

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freakiness — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:38:42 GMT

Whom?

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jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:43:00 GMT

@am*3 wrote:
Whose system is ADSL broadband? - I don't know, God or Satan? The same sites are accessed on ADSL as they are on the NBN.

not as efficiently. there will be less buffering from what i've been led to believe with the NBN, and even clearer images.

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jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 07:46:10 GMT

@freakiness wrote:
Whom?

is that some form of slur ? does it allude to an error i may have made ? I may make grammatical errors, but i have the sharpest insights of anyone i have encountered.

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chuk_77 — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:11:40 GMT

"a direct line to the porographers studio"

Well they'd hate that. Wouldnt they rather wait til its available as normal? No one would pay for the download if you get to see it as it happens in the studio

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jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:13:46 GMT

Mockery is water off of this ducks back.

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chuk_77 — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:15:33 GMT

i wasnt mocking. I was making an observation based on a comment you made. Thats called conversation

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jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:20:41 GMT

@chuk_77 wrote:
i wasnt mocking. I was making an observation based on a comment you made. Thats called conversation

I see. I should apologise then as we don't converse in my home, i instruct them.

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the_great_she_elephant — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:22:53 GMT

@jethro_woolfe wrote:
Mockery is water off of this ducks back.

And the Lord God said unto Jethro, I, the Lord will not be mocked by this abomination that is the NBN.

Speak this warning to my people. Let them turn away from this wickedness, or lo, through their own keyboards will I smite them.

System failures will I rain down upon them from their desktops.

With viruses will I torment them in all their apps.

And when they hit the delete key, lo, shalll it crumble beneath their fingers and their sinfulness thus be engraved forever on their screens while their hair stands falls out and their brains are scrambled in the hell that is electronic malfunction.

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chuk_77 — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:24:03 GMT

Im thinking your wooden spoon is not big enough.

Have this one

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azureline** — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:25:04 GMT

@jethro_woolfe wrote:
@chuk_77 wrote:
i wasnt mocking. I was making an observation based on a comment you made. Thats called conversation
I see. I should apologise then as we don't converse in my home, i instruct them.

oh, have you a few children and lots of white goods?

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chuk_77 — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:27:49 GMT

az gets the prize

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jethro_woolfe — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:28:44 GMT

@the_great_she_elephant wrote:
@jethro_woolfe wrote:
Mockery is water off of this ducks back.
And the Lord God said unto Jethro, I, the Lord will not be mocked by this abomination that is the NBN.
Speak this warning to my people. Let them turn away from this wickedness, or lo, through their own keyboards will I smite them.
System failures will I rain down upon them from their desktops.
With viruses will I torment them in all their apps.
And when they hit the delete key, lo, shalll it crumble beneath their fingers and their sinfulness thus be engraved forever on their screens while their hair stands falls out and their brains are scrambled in the hell that is electronic malfunction.

whilst your skills as a wordsmith are obvious, the mockery of all that is good shows a soul in need of redemption. i have some excellent tracts, if you wish i could send some to you.

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newstart2380 — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 08:30:52 GMT

@jethro_woolfe wrote:
There has been quite a lot of information in the press and elsewhere written about the cable to Hell known as the NBN.
as you are all probably aware, the cable is a direct line to the pornographers studios and other places evil flourishes. I believe from his tone and pre-election speeches that our Prime Minister is aware of this, and intends to stop it in its tracks which is of course a good thing. The concern now is restricting the access of all Australians to immoral websites, and i am looking for some suggestions as to how we can manage to eradicate this curse forever. thanks in advance for any suggestions from the more decent among you, communists and preverts need not contribute thanks.

started as quite an intellegant post but as usual it has deteriorated into something not quite relating to the subject so not worth conversing about, what a shame jethro that some only want to condemn and not offer good constructive thought.