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    <title>topic Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common? in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837993#M235822</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;. a turtle pays his own way when promoting himself . but thats a difference, possibly not what the op was after.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 07:10:16 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>lakeland27</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2013-11-23T07:10:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/834089#M235096</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" align="center" title="turtle.jpg" alt="turtle.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14189i8B9FE24B9D6EDC43/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2013 07:55:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>red_wolfey</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-21T07:55:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/834099#M235100</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I just hope someone rescued that poor turtle.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2013 07:57:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/834099#M235100</guid>
      <dc:creator>freshwater-2</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-21T07:57:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/834111#M235104</link>
      <description>Maybe Ruperts resurrected the Saturday Evening post.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2013 08:01:21 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/834111#M235104</guid>
      <dc:creator>spotweldersfriend</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-21T08:01:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837433#M235700</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/36534"&gt;@red_wolfey&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" align="center" title="turtle.jpg" alt="turtle.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14189i8B9FE24B9D6EDC43/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, I think your comments are disgusting no matter which party one follows.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 02:41:45 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837433#M235700</guid>
      <dc:creator>newstart2380</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T02:41:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837533#M235716</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/541266"&gt;@newstart2380&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/36534"&gt;@red_wolfey&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" align="center" title="turtle.jpg" alt="turtle.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14189i8B9FE24B9D6EDC43/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, I think your comments are disgusting no matter which party one follows.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;I didn't read any complaints from you when Nero_wulf would post cartoons.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Go back through them all, not one...&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Are you taking the high ground now? or feigning&amp;nbsp; being by partsin?..&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 03:50:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837533#M235716</guid>
      <dc:creator>topsidesoul</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T03:50:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837617#M235739</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Turtles have a hard shell&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 04:18:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837617#M235739</guid>
      <dc:creator>icyfroth</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T04:18:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837653#M235754</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Tony is a Scorpio. &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;watch out!&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 04:35:51 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837653#M235754</guid>
      <dc:creator>kengillard</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T04:35:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837947#M235813</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;The hate, mindless hate, makes me sick to read social media &amp;amp; blogs, it puts foaming at the mouth to shame. Labor hatred is alive &amp;amp; well. &lt;img id="robottongue" class="emoticon emoticon-robottongue" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/i/smilies/16x16_robot-tongue.png" alt="Robot tongue" title="Robot tongue" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 06:46:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837947#M235813</guid>
      <dc:creator>silverfaun</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T06:46:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837969#M235816</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;the little pawns should resume their positions on the chessboards waiting for the BIG HAND to move them.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 06:57:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837969#M235816</guid>
      <dc:creator>icyfroth</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T06:57:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837993#M235822</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;. a turtle pays his own way when promoting himself . but thats a difference, possibly not what the op was after.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 07:10:16 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/837993#M235822</guid>
      <dc:creator>lakeland27</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T07:10:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838001#M235823</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;turtles have no place on a chessboard.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 07:13:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838001#M235823</guid>
      <dc:creator>icyfroth</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T07:13:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838295#M235875</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" align="middle" title="call-of-the-wildman-ep213-04-625x450.jpg" alt="call-of-the-wildman-ep213-04-625x450.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14441i62A96BF62F374F0F/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/call-of-the-wildman/lists/10-weird-turtle-facts.htm"&gt;http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/call-of-the-wildman/lists/10-weird-turtle-facts.htm&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Sure, turtles and tortoises are weird. They're egg-laying, scaly reptiles with oval-shaped hard shells.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;They lumber around incredibly slowly and have wrinkly, bald heads that make them look like&amp;nbsp; old men.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;And let's not forget their signature ability to retract their heads inside their shells when they're frightened.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;But believe it or not, these animals can get even weirder.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Alligator Snapping Turtles Lure Prey With Their Tongues&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Males Select Potential Mates By Sniffing Tails"&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/call-of-the-wildman/photos/turtleman-pictures.htm"&gt;http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/call-of-the-wildman/photos/turtleman-pictures.htm&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;GOOGLE: Jakarta Post&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Unconfirmed reports have surfaced that covert electronic monitoring has intercepted unusual yodelling turtle taming&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;dialogue between high ranking Asian politicians and Ernie "wildman"&amp;nbsp; Brown Jr."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;**inserts wildman yodel here**&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 09:28:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838295#M235875</guid>
      <dc:creator>colic2bullsgirlore</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T09:28:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838361#M235892</link>
      <description>They both move at the same speed when it comes to stopping boats.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 09:50:08 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838361#M235892</guid>
      <dc:creator>spotweldersfriend</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T09:50:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838451#M235907</link>
      <description>Cowabunga Dude</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 10:11:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/838451#M235907</guid>
      <dc:creator>twyngwyn</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T10:11:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
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      <description>Hmmm.Touche Tony?&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SC31NbYqvU&amp;amp;feature=youtube_gdata_player" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SC31NbYqvU&amp;amp;feature=youtube_gdata_player&lt;/A&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2013 10:28:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>spotweldersfriend</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-23T10:28:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/840093#M236197</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/217513"&gt;@topsidesoul&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/541266"&gt;@newstart2380&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/36534"&gt;@red_wolfey&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" align="center" title="turtle.jpg" alt="turtle.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14189i8B9FE24B9D6EDC43/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, I think your comments are disgusting no matter which party one follows.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;I didn't read any complaints from you when Nero_wulf would post cartoons.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Go back through them all, not one...&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Are you taking the high ground now? or feigning&amp;nbsp; being by partsin?..&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;If you go bak you will see I never commented on any cartoons other than to say I thought they were disgusting, this goes for both skides of politics.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;The problem with your cartoons is mainly that it is the office of the PM that you are demeaning just as much as the person who holds that position. shows very little respect for the leader of our country no matter who it is.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 05:30:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>newstart2380</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-24T05:30:16Z</dc:date>
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      <description>&lt;P&gt;There once was a turtle named Tony,&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Kicked onto a post by his pony,&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;He struggled and struggled,&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Became all befuddled,&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;And suddenly felt very lonely.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 05:44:27 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>acacia_pycnantha</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-24T05:44:27Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
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      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;"And suddenly felt very lonely."&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;What does having a majority mean? However,&amp;nbsp; having a nagging PPTSD disposition&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; explains the &lt;IMG border="0" align="middle" title="differential2.jpg" alt="differential2.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14527i08BF73FC7333A292/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" align="middle" title="majority2 blue.jpg" alt="majority2 blue.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14529i716C6E321B730610/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 06:00:38 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-24T06:00:38Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/840377#M236252</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/541266"&gt;@newstart2380&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/36534"&gt;@red_wolfey&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" align="center" title="turtle.jpg" alt="turtle.jpg" src="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14189i8B9FE24B9D6EDC43/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&amp;amp;px=-1" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all, I think your comments are disgusting no matter which party one follows.&lt;/P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;Like these from you newstart2380?&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Heres-another-good-laugh/m-p/290797/highlight/true#M102174"&gt;http://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Heres-another-good-laugh/m-p/290797/highlight/true#M102174&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-message-heading lia-component-message-header"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-quilt-row lia-quilt-row-standard"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-quilt-column lia-quilt-column-20 lia-quilt-column-left"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-quilt-column-alley lia-quilt-column-alley-left"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-message-subject"&gt;Heres another good laugh&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-quilt-column lia-quilt-column-04 lia-quilt-column-right"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-quilt-column-alley lia-quilt-column-alley-right"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-message-options"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-menu-navigation-wrapper lia-menu-action message-menu"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-menu-navigation"&gt;&lt;DIV class="dropdown-default-item"&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Heres-another-good-laugh/m-p/290797/highlight/true"&gt;Options&lt;/A&gt;&lt;DIV class="dropdown-positioning"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;P class="lia-message-dates lia-message-post-date lia-component-post-date-last-edited"&gt;on&amp;nbsp;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;‎03-11-2013&lt;/SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;SPAN&gt;07:55 PM&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-message-body"&gt;&lt;DIV class="lia-message-body-content"&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;Heaven and Hell&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;While on her morning ride on her broomstick, Prime Minister&amp;nbsp;&lt;SPAN&gt;Julia&lt;/SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;Gillard falls off, has a heart attack and dies because the 'accident and emergency' dept at her nearest hospital is too understaffed to treat her in time.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;So her soul arrives in Heaven and she is met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Welcome to Heaven,' says Saint Peter, 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a Socialist around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you.'&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;newstart2380:No, wrong again, I don't know JG so I don't know whether or not she is "bad" as you put it.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;She may be a very nice person out of the pubic eye&amp;nbsp;( I don't know) BUT I have no respect for someone who unashamedly&amp;nbsp;lies, makes false promises to win an election&amp;nbsp;and misleads the&amp;nbsp;&lt;SPAN&gt;public&lt;/SPAN&gt;&amp;nbsp;who elected her carry out those promises.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;You may say "OH but things change" yes they do but she was adamant when she made those promises and has never admitted she may have made a mistake.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV class="UserSignature lia-message-signature"&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Radio-host-Ben-Fordham-s-claims-Ms-Gillard-was-being/m-p/320604/highlight/true#M119366"&gt;http://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Radio-host-Ben-Fordham-s-claims-Ms-Gillard-was-being/m-p/320604/highlight/true#M119366&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;P class="mce-p"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 07:43:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>izabsmiling</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-24T07:43:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: What does Abbott and a turtle have in common?</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/840395#M236254</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Some people have very short memories it appears.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Anyone that thinks there won't be cartoons (funny, critical, whatever) of any current PM published frequently, is in denial.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Nov 2013 07:48:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/What-does-Abbott-and-a-turtle-have-in-common/m-p/840395#M236254</guid>
      <dc:creator>cherry*135</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2013-11-24T07:48:17Z</dc:date>
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