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    <title>topic Re: Copulation hat ...pulls the birds.... in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952487#M264322</link>
    <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/866442"&gt;@colic2bullsgirlore&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;I guess...you could pick the designated hat wearer of the day when they go down the pub after work for a few settling ales&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;... they would be the ones sitting in the corner with the thumping headache, a stiff collar while&amp;nbsp; sporting a Cameron Diaz&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Legally Blonde "do"....&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;it puts a whole new spin on ****** in the head, eh?&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 09:59:28 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>*crikey*mate*</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2014-01-13T09:59:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Copulation hat ...pulls the birds....</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952151#M264220</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;One of the worlds worst jobs....highlighted below&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.babble.com/pets/new-zealand-parrot-back-from-the-brink-of-extinction-despite-being-incredibly-bad-at-mating-video/"&gt;http://www.babble.com/pets/new-zealand-parrot-back-from-the-brink-of-extinction-despite-being-incredibly-bad-at-mating-video/&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;One of the problems zoologists have had in increasing the birds’ population is that the birds “imprint” upon human handlers.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Apparently “imprinting” is code for “humping people’s heads.&lt;/STRONG&gt;”&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;The head-humping was so common that at one point, conservationists developed special dimpled hats in an attempt to collect kakapo sperm. So, I guess props to the conservationists for being that dedicated to the cause. Also: eeeeeewwwww. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;And: nice hat.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;DIV class="wp-caption alignright"&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://blogs.babble.com/pets/files/2012/06/kakpohelmet.jpg"&gt;&lt;IMG height="173" width="300" border="0" src="http://blogs.babble.com/pets/files/2012/06/kakpohelmet-300x173.jpg" title="kakpohelmet" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;P class="wp-caption-text"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="wp-caption-text"&gt;Not disturbing at all: this display from the Te Papa Museum in New Zealand shows a volunteer wearing a Kakapo Ejaculation Helmet.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P class="wp-caption-text"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 08:40:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952151#M264220</guid>
      <dc:creator>colic2bullsgirlore</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T08:40:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Copulation hat ...pulls the birds....</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952159#M264224</link>
      <description>so many openings, not enough room on the report card to wear the slaps LOLOLOL I hope they save the birds.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 08:45:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952159#M264224</guid>
      <dc:creator>*crikey*mate*</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T08:45:31Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Copulation hat ...pulls the birds....</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952373#M264295</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;I guess...you could pick the designated hat wearer of the day when they go down the pub after work for a few settling ales&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;... they would be the ones sitting in the corner with the thumping headache, a stiff collar while&amp;nbsp; sporting a Cameron Diaz&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Legally Blonde "do"....&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 09:33:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952373#M264295</guid>
      <dc:creator>colic2bullsgirlore</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T09:33:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Copulation hat ...pulls the birds....</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952473#M264317</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;A bird on your hat is worth 2 in the bush or is it A bird in the nest would look good as a hat - bugger I've confused myself again. Coffee please.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 09:55:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952473#M264317</guid>
      <dc:creator>boris1gary</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T09:55:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Copulation hat ...pulls the birds....</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952487#M264322</link>
      <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/866442"&gt;@colic2bullsgirlore&lt;/a&gt; wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;I guess...you could pick the designated hat wearer of the day when they go down the pub after work for a few settling ales&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;... they would be the ones sitting in the corner with the thumping headache, a stiff collar while&amp;nbsp; sporting a Cameron Diaz&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Legally Blonde "do"....&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;it puts a whole new spin on ****** in the head, eh?&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2014 09:59:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Copulation-hat-pulls-the-birds/m-p/952487#M264322</guid>
      <dc:creator>*crikey*mate*</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2014-01-13T09:59:28Z</dc:date>
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