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Lets have some fun today :)

silverfaun — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 21:14:06 GMT

I know there are excruciatingly funny people on here because I have read their comments.

I am not funny but I do so enjoy a funny quip or riposte. Anybody got anything funny to say or just make up something.

Now I know being funny is the hardest thing to do but we should give it a go...anybody game....poddy? how is the ant naming coming along?

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icyfroth — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 22:07:53 GMT

I'm going out for lunch today to have lunch with my sisters. We always pool $50 bucks each afterwards, to have a flutter on the pokies. Win or lose, it's always fun.

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silverfaun — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 22:28:46 GMT

Sisters, the best thing in the world Icy.

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i-need-a-martini — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 22:48:44 GMT

Silverfaun is right - a bit of light hearted humour is always good.

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silverfaun — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 22:45:53 GMT

OK I'll tell a funny story but I'm not sure what kind of reception it will get now.

I have a little Tiffany Birman cat & she wont let me brush her unless I allow her to get in the litter box & roll around...waaa, so every time I brushed her I had to empty the litter out so I have now bought another litter tray. Is that weird or not?

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*crikey*mate* — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 22:51:01 GMT

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over 'Nope.

'Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

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twinkles**stars — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 23:28:05 GMT

@i-need-a-martini wrote:

Silverfaun is right - a bit of light hearted humour is always good.

there is a difference between humour and fun

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colic2bullsgirlore — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 00:22:17 GMT

A "furry" tale

Digger the "choko eating wonder dog" (wish I could find the pic) has developed a new trait...other than kicking

back...chillin'.... on the lounge on the back verandah..

I have the phone set up so when my best mate needs me to come over to empty a few cans and rings.... it plays Fur

Elise..................so Digger knows that he is also (generally) going over as well to play with his best mate "Laddie the

lad" chasing/racing a few wallabies and generally terorising 25 acres of rainforest and anything that moves in it......

So everytime he hears 'Fur Elise" on the telly or the radio or even humming he goes absolutely berserk chasing his

tail, doing aerial 360 deg spins, 'walking' on his back legs to the car.... If he does not get to go or it was a "false alarm"

he sulks so much... (think loud wails of despair) I end up going anyways....and I thought it was only the kids that had me

over a barrel

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colic2bullsgirlore — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 00:31:06 GMT

luckily The short one is taking him to the beach today....slip slop slap..well at least he slapped on a hat

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bright.ton42 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 00:55:43 GMT

A dog who loves Beethoven. So cute.

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colic2bullsgirlore — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 00:57:33 GMT

Is it any wonder the DIGGERS family nic name is "SITUATION'.... (NO DOGS WERE HURT IN THIS PIC)

So ..Kaylene and I were sitting on the back verandah and we heard diggers curious "muffled" growl and then a rustle rustle rustle in thegrass and I predicted that in two odd seconds we would see digger hurling past doing laps with a palm frond in his mouth
....as is "the will of a staffies want"... I got it half right..

digger came around the corner...high speed mobile with an empty All Bran cereal packet, cardboard box bag and all
.. stuck on his head running blind ...when I finally caught him

... or rather...

he slowed down enough that I could catch him due to a severe lack of oxygen... ( IRIPPED IT OFF STRAIGHT AFTER

THIS PIC)

he had lost the CARDBOARD box on the barbed wire fence but still had the bag firmly wrapped over his noggin I snapped this quickly before I tore it off... He had tipped over the recycling Otto... only a staffie is "smart' enough to do something like that

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colic2bullsgirlore — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 01:01:25 GMT

No training required...one day he just started picking cko's off the vine himslef and eating them.....GOOD BOY situation

eat up your greens one day.... then toooot tooot toooooooooot... vego dog faaarts for a weeeeeeeek

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mugssy65 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 03:01:26 GMT

I have two Staffy's....
I went into the vet once and he said "nice staffy, does it fart?"
Haha nothing on earth stinks like a staffy fart!

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the_great_she_elephant — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 03:12:44 GMT

@mugssy65 wrote:
I have two Staffy's....
I went into the vet once and he said "nice staffy, does it fart?"
Haha nothing on earth stinks like a staffy fart!

A friend of mine had a Boxer who could have given him a run for his money.

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silverfaun — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 05:37:23 GMT

I had a llasa Apso who had a penchant for Vindaloo, I‘ll say no more about that

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*crikey*mate* — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 06:33:37 GMT

Big Crikey's dog has the run of the entire house. He sits under MY desk at MY feet and "drops his little gas explosions"

Same dog, likes the cheese flavoured twisties, he's forever getting his head stuck in the packet and wandering around like the pup in the story up there.

Little Crikey's dog just drink's your coffee if you're not on the ball, but only likes it with milk and 2 sugars. He won't touch a cup without that.

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icyfroth — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 09:01:11 GMT

at Laddie the Lad...

I was watching a Pommy Police Dog show the other night and one of their dogs was called Daniel the Spaniel...

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lionrose.7 — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 09:04:38 GMT

If I have a glass of water by the bed Lilli cat drinks out of it, I woke up one night hearing this strange slurping noise, I hope I have never drunk out of the same glass as the cat.

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icyfroth — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 09:07:59 GMT

Driving out through Ryde this morning on the way to Windsor I drove past this new paint shop. On It's big showroom window they'd painted"

We put the PRO in Project

we have no idea who put in the ject

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silverfaun — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 11:14:57 GMT

That so brings back memories of our departed cat Bimbo.

I caught her licking the butter I left out on the bench, I used to leave it out often. We prob been eating it for years, she was 19 when we had to put her to sleep.

Probably had cardio vascular disease with all the cholesterol from the butter she glommed down for years.