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1000 ways to die

freakiness — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 12:40:56 GMT

Who would have thought someone would make a TV program .

What's worse is that it is kinda funny, in a car crash sort of way 😄

Re: 1000 ways to die

imastawka — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 12:46:10 GMT

I thought the title referred to these boards

Re: 1000 ways to die

freakiness — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 12:51:58 GMT

@imastawka wrote:
I thought the title referred to these boards

OMG, talking about car crashes....

A fella just robbed a shop and made a run for it...

meanwhile an old guy started his old car, as he did every day, to have a sit and day dream as he was too old to drive...

Old guy carks it....

Car rolls down the hill and flattens the robber

Re: 1000 ways to die

lis351 — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 12:52:44 GMT

LOL Freaki, I've caught a couple of eps of it now. It's amusing for brain dead TV.

Re: 1000 ways to die

freakiness — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 12:57:52 GMT

@lis351 wrote:
LOL Freaki, I've caught a couple of eps of it now. It's amusing for brain dead TV.

I'd never heard of it before tonight's channel surf.

A fella on a bike just stole a woman's handbag and threatened her with a screw driver...

He sped off, hit a rock, went over the handle bars and stabbed himself with the screwdriver as he landed 😄

Re: 1000 ways to die

amber-eyed-girl — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 13:14:47 GMT

This kind of stuff is also known as the Darwin Awards.

Re: 1000 ways to die

freakiness — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 13:16:52 GMT

@amber-eyed-girl wrote:
This kind of stuff is also known as the Darwin Awards.

"The Darwin Awards are a tongue-in-cheek honor, originating in Usenet newsgroup discussions circa 1985. They recognize individuals who have supposedly contributed to human evolution by self-selecting themselves out of the gene pool via death orsterilization by their own (unnecessarily foolish) actions."

Seriously this show should be called 1000 dumb ways to die 😄

Weirdo getting off on drinking milk from a cow...

Cow kicked him in the head

And yes, Darwin awards did come to mind 😄

Re: 1000 ways to die

amber-eyed-girl — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 13:16:20 GMT

As well she should, if he was uninvited 🙂

Re: 1000 ways to die

lis351 — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 13:51:58 GMT

Should have seen what happened to the bloke that shoved a can of pepper spray up his backside when he was pulled over by police........ He was fresh out of prison and it was a parole violation.

Re: 1000 ways to die

i-once-was-bump — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 14:03:23 GMT

@lis351 wrote:
Should have seen what happened to the bloke that shoved a can of pepper spray up his backside when he was pulled over by police........ He was fresh out of prison and it was a parole violation.

Gee you have made me laugh, I forgot about seeing that.

The most horrible thing I saw was the man cut off at about the pelvis after being run over by a truck or something.

The guy was just sitting looking at his body now in 2 pieces, thankfully they blurred the image from the waist down but the man knew he was going to die.

Re: 1000 ways to die

electric*mayhem*band — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 16:35:36 GMT

1000 ways to die.

Is this an Oz programme ? We in the UK have a 1000 ways to cook a meal. All screened under different titles of course. I didn't realise there were so many 'celebrity' chefs.

Re: 1000 ways to die

spotweldersfriend — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 20:29:09 GMT

Everyone's a celebrity nowadays e*m*b.It's called facebook.

Re: 1000 ways to die

electric*mayhem*band — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 23:14:30 GMT

Hiya Spots, hope you are OK.

So everyone's a celebrity due to Faceache, eh ? You're obviously unaware of our 'Jeremy Kyle Show'.

Re: 1000 ways to die

katymatey* — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 00:00:30 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Dumb ways to die.

Can't get this tune out of my head when the grandkids play it.

Re: 1000 ways to die

lis351 — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 04:59:50 GMT

We love dumb ways to die, the app has some really cool mini games. LOL! My kids want to sing it at a drama group fundraiser their doing.

Re: 1000 ways to die

lakeland27 — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 05:11:41 GMT

'dumb ways to die' seems to be everywhere atm , i heard it coming out of my sons Ipad the other day. 'Happy wheels' is another, especially if you enjoy impaling.

Re: 1000 ways to die

joz*garage — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 05:16:25 GMT

watched a bit of it last night, i like the comical side of it

yeah freakie, how about that bloke who was obsessed with drinking milk straight from a cow? the cow kicked him in the head for six, lmao

Re: 1000 ways to die

lakeland27 — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 05:23:38 GMT

some cows can be pretty free with the hoofs

Re: 1000 ways to die

freakiness — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 05:28:58 GMT

@joz*garage wrote:
watched a bit of it last night, i like the comical side of it

yeah freakie, how about that bloke who was obsessed with drinking milk straight from a cow? the cow kicked him in the head for six, lmao

hahaha, I could not believe anyone would be so stupid :D:D

the girl who copped the mouth full of pidgeon was rather unfortunate. I thought she was going to lose her head during the lead up.

Re: 1000 ways to die

freakiness — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 05:30:07 GMT

@lakeland27 wrote:
some cows can be pretty free with the hoofs

If he insisted on milking by mouth he should have been careful not to bite her teet.