<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:taxo="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/taxonomy/" version="2.0">
  <channel>
    <title>topic Re: Visiting Irishman From UK in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1348401#M350610</link>
    <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg with the pin."&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Jesus!", Jones cried in pain as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Christ!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Right again Mr Jones," said the minister, smiling.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Mrs. Jones poked her husband with the pin, who yelled....&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"You stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your nose!"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Amen!" shouted the congregation.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2014 07:14:31 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2014-06-29T07:14:31Z</dc:date>
    <item>
      <title>Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</link>
      <description>Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:04Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</link>
      <description>Welcome and please enjoy your stay</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:50Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</link>
      <description>Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:40:26Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</link>
      <description>Welcome.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:41:43Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</link>
      <description>Hello there!!&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
Beware of the Gurriers &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:42:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</guid>
      <dc:creator>night.wol</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:42:22Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</link>
      <description>welcome to down under &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
begger off shhh, hes mine X-( or are you a she &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_open_mouth:"&gt;😮&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:43:43Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.&lt;BR /&gt;
Yes im married and im 70years old</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:44:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:44:20Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</link>
      <description>Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:34Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</link>
      <description>If you are a good looking woman under 80 Sssshhh and Doll then you ae in with a chance.  :^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</link>
      <description>lol that stopped them real quick lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</link>
      <description>Ahhh bugger.... you got a grandson?? *hopeful looking* (learnt it off patkin)</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:46:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:46:41Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</link>
      <description>Hi Tommy&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
it's night time here</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:23Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</link>
      <description>:^O The braff and tatts.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:26Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</link>
      <description>Have to go back to UK  my breakfast is on table ..Happy Easter..see you all later</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:48:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:48:50Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; :^O The braff and tatts.&lt;BR /&gt;
Why you laughing at me? I just said welcome lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:50:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:50:41Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
Darn! pesky husband gets in the way again *sulks*</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:52:13Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</link>
      <description>LOL!!....I think you all managed to scare the nice Irishman away!!:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:54:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</guid>
      <dc:creator>vintage-star</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:54:50Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</link>
      <description>lol&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
Happy Easter Tommy to you too come back soon</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:00:03Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</link>
      <description>HI everyone thanks for answerning my thread.....are you short of men..might send some mates for you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:59:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:59:07Z</dc:date>
    </item>
    <item>
      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</link>
      <description>lol Please do!! Not for doll tho... she is taken plus I had my hand up first!!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T11:06:04Z</dc:date>
    </item>
  </channel>
</rss>

