topic Re: Good Morning in Community Spirit https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/1552041#M395332 <P>Time for a joke, I saw it else where and your handy man reference brought it back.<BR /><BR />A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A<BR />FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,<BR />HONEY,<BR />COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?<BR />IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.<BR />HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,<BR />FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?<BR />DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE<BR />ENERGEX WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?<BR />I DON'T THINK SO.<BR />FINE,<BR />THEN THE WIFE ASKS,<BR />WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?<BR />IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT<BR />TO WHICH HE REPLIED,<BR />FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?<BR />DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE<BR />WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?<BR />I DON'T THINK SO<BR />FINE, SHE SAYS<BR />THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS<BR />TO THE FRONT DOOR?<BR />THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK<BR />I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T<BR />WANT TO FIX STEPS<BR />HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE<BR />BUNNINGS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?<BR />I DON'T THINK SO<BR />I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.<BR />I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!<BR />SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A<BR />COUPLE OF HOURS.................................<BR />HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW<BR />HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES<BR />TO GO HOME<BR />AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES<BR />THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.<BR />AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE<BR />HALL LIGHT IS WORKING<BR />AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES<BR />THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.<BR />HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?<BR />SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT<BR />OUTSIDE AND CRIED<BR />JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME<BR />WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.<BR />HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND<BR />ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER<BR />GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.<BR />HE SAID,<BR />SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?<BR />SHE REPLIED,<BR />HELLOOOOO..<BR />DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN<BR />ON MY FOREHEAD?<BR />I DON'T THINK SO!</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P> Sun, 05 Oct 2014 10:22:02 GMT the_hawk* 2014-10-05T10:22:02Z Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372361#M163395 <P class="mce-p"></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p mce-attach-image-left"><IMG src="http://animatedimagepic.com/image/good-morning/good-morning-392.gif" alt="" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 20:29:25 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372361#M163395 latina4621 2013-06-25T20:29:25Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372365#M163397 <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p att-500009267 mce-attach-image-left"><IMG src="https://community.ebay.com.au/servlet/ImgServlet?mx=300&amp;attachImage=true&amp;contentType=image/jpeg&amp;attachment=500009267&amp;crop=false" alt="" width="300" class="mce-attach-image" /></P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 21:14:26 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372365#M163397 azureline** 2013-06-25T21:14:26Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372366#M163400 <P class="mce-p">Is this the dinner thread?</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 21:44:13 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372366#M163400 clair.de.lune 2013-06-25T21:44:13Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372368#M163402 <P class="mce-p">yes clair</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 21:58:19 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372368#M163402 latina4621 2013-06-25T21:58:19Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372370#M163404 <P class="mce-p">last night we had roast beef and vegies.</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 22:15:40 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372370#M163404 *pepe 2013-06-25T22:15:40Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372372#M163406 <P class="mce-p">last night I had pasticcio again</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 22:25:22 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372372#M163406 clair.de.lune 2013-06-25T22:25:22Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372374#M163408 <P class="mce-p">Good morning</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:08:12 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372374#M163408 the_hawk* 2013-06-25T23:08:12Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372376#M163410 <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;good morning all <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">🙂</span></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:18:25 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372376#M163410 latina4621 2013-06-25T23:18:25Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372378#M163412 <P class="mce-p">all ready are we for another interesting day on the boards, with lots of pretendy</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">stuff happening.</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:21:10 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372378#M163412 latina4621 2013-06-25T23:21:10Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372380#M163414 <P class="mce-p">Good morning. If anyone finds my motivation please return it to me. Thanks muchly.</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:22:36 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372380#M163414 purplecarrot-top 2013-06-25T23:22:36Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372382#M163416 <P class="mce-p"><BR /></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">all ready are we for another interesting day on the boards, with lots of pretendy</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">stuff happening.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">No pretendy stuff here, heading out soon for a ride</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:25:06 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372382#M163416 the_hawk* 2013-06-25T23:25:06Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372384#M163418 <P class="mce-p">Hi purple, I think I saw it going that &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; way and it ws running really fast</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:26:42 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372384#M163418 the_hawk* 2013-06-25T23:26:42Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372386#M163420 <P class="mce-p"></P><BLOCKQUOTE><TABLE border="1"><TBODY><TR><TD><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Hi purple, I think I saw it going that &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; way and it ws running really fast</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE><P></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">lol thanks Hawk. Home at the moment helping with new bubs and catching up.</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:30:00 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372386#M163420 purplecarrot-top 2013-06-25T23:30:00Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372388#M163422 <P class="mce-p">Enjoy that special time</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:41:48 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372388#M163422 the_hawk* 2013-06-25T23:41:48Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372390#M163424 <P class="mce-p">Enjoy your ride Hawk <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">🙂</span></P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:47:54 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372390#M163424 latina4621 2013-06-25T23:47:54Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372392#M163426 <P class="mce-p">hawk, what kind of motor bike do you have?</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:53:27 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372392#M163426 latina4621 2013-06-25T23:53:27Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372394#M163428 <P class="mce-p">Google ST7</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">and I am gone for the day</P> Tue, 25 Jun 2013 23:58:40 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372394#M163428 the_hawk* 2013-06-25T23:58:40Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372396#M163430 <P class="mce-p">Very nice, enjoy your day <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">🙂</span></P> Wed, 26 Jun 2013 00:02:17 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372396#M163430 latina4621 2013-06-26T00:02:17Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372400#M163432 <P class="mce-p att-600009408 mce-attach-image-left"><IMG src="https://community.ebay.com.au/servlet/ImgServlet?mx=300&amp;attachImage=true&amp;contentType=image/jpeg&amp;attachment=600009408&amp;crop=false" alt="" width="300" class="mce-attach-image" /></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p att-600009408 mce-attach-image-left">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p att-600009408 mce-attach-image-left">morning tea anyone?</P> Wed, 26 Jun 2013 00:11:32 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372400#M163432 azureline** 2013-06-26T00:11:32Z Re: Good Morning https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372402#M163436 <P class="mce-p">I don't suppose you are shouting lunch to are you AZ:-)</P> Wed, 26 Jun 2013 02:37:53 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Good-Morning/m-p/372402#M163436 latina4621 2013-06-26T02:37:53Z