topic Re: Realism in Community Spirit

Realism

channys_mum — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:18:53 GMT

Mother: Santa I want a magical unicorn for Christmas

Santa: Be realistic

Mother: I want some peace and quiet for 5 mins and to be able to pee without someone knocking on the loo door

Santa: What colour unicorn do you want

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tasfleur — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:21:04 GMT

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lloydslights — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:23:17 GMT

How to stop knocking on the door? How to stop teenage daughter from slamming door?

Remove door.

DEB

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siggie-reported-by-alarmists — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:26:09 GMT

@lloydslights wrote:
How to stop knocking on the door? How to stop teenage daughter from slamming door?

Remove door.

DEB

Lol..... so I'm not the only one who has done that.....it makes them think twice after they get their doors back....

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horizon1907 — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:26:15 GMT

Lock daughter out so you can wee in Peace. 🙂

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2106greencat — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:29:19 GMT

You can wee in peace ??

dammmit

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horizon1907 — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 07:43:44 GMT

wee & **bleep** on Earth. ooops I meant Peace 🙂

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channys_mum — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 08:10:42 GMT

@siggie-reported-by-alarmists wrote:
@lloydslights wrote:
How to stop knocking on the door? How to stop teenage daughter from slamming door?

Remove door.

DEB
Lol..... so I'm not the only one who has done that.....it makes them think twice after they get their doors back....

Was that you all those years ago on cw and people gave you such a hard time

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lionrose.7 — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 08:18:55 GMT

I would like to go to the loo and have a shower with out my cat, she sits and stares at me 🙂

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channys_mum — Sun, 21 Dec 2014 09:38:49 GMT

I have explained to my dog that there is not a secret door in the bathroom and I will come back out the door that I went in.

Makes no difference really