topic Re: clique in Community Spirit

clique

colic2bullsgirlore — Sat, 17 Jan 2015 21:24:52 GMT

Out on the boards the old posters stand
moving their mouse in their long boney hands
Fixed is the glaze on the kudo count show
glory if they get the goal of mega kudo's

chorus
Clique go the boards boys clique clique clique
wide is the keyboard and the hands move quick
The zinger goes around and is kudoed by the flow
that curses all the lurkers who just really want to know

In the middle of the floor, in his cane-bottomed chair
Is the boss of the board, with lithium marked there;
Notes well each piece as it comes across the screen
but it's a throw of the dice if it's taken off clean.

The colonial experience is different to the yanks,
With unusual words suddenly turned to blankety blanks,
Casting round his eye like a toilet connoisseur,
Along comes the troll cause they're a perfect lure."

The tar-boy is there, with white feathers in hand,
With his blackened tar-pot, He'll make you look bland;
Sees one old goat with a festering cut upon their back,
Here's what he's waiting for and makes a Tarred and feathered hack!

so the bragging is all over and we've all had our say,
Just roll up your swag for we're off the tracks today;
The first pub we come to, it's there I'll have a spree,
And everyone is welcome to "Come and drink with me!"

crikey am I bored this morning or what

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keyrings — Sat, 17 Jan 2015 23:20:01 GMT

That , is BRILLIANT !!!

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colic2bullsgirlore — Sat, 17 Jan 2015 23:27:07 GMT

Well I actually meant to post it on the CS board.That's really why I wrote it... it just felt apt here after I read a

thread.....maybe the mods will move it for me... The "CS" verses below

Right now at the CS bar the lurkers and posters stand,
Lefties with commie brick bats firmly swinging in their hands;
The righties in all readiness rush and don their tin foil hats,
Because ev'n at a jolly pub the subject "pollie" cause raging spats.

The zealate diety worshippers chime into a sacred rush
While endless cat an dog memes turn the mind to boggled mush
The bloke and his harem strong, the good morning and round revival thread,
the stringsters and OK'ers all have they're internal cliques it's said.

So is the sacred trust broken, because the boards that were a lark,
Have now become slinging matches of comments deep and dark?
All caused by cliques of stealth and clicking Kudo on that screen
Adults behaviour turns bully flavour and bad manners reign on supreme

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2106greencat — Sat, 17 Jan 2015 23:53:14 GMT

You are a nutcase

and I mean that in the nicest possible way......bloody awesome poetry there colic

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clarry100 — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 01:54:32 GMT

That's gold. Well done

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the_great_she_elephant — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 02:18:17 GMT

Just brilliant!

Do please post it on the CS board as well.

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roseworthy11 — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 04:01:29 GMT

go straight to the top of the class!! very good - put a smile on my dial

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imastawka — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 05:45:57 GMT

Bloke and his harem indeed! Otherwise, well done.

I was singing along in my head

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cherry*135 — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 06:26:58 GMT

Post that one on the CS board if you haven't already done so.

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imastawka — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 06:36:22 GMT

Mods moved it

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cherry*135 — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 06:42:57 GMT

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debra9275 — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 06:45:10 GMT

Haha love it!

Thanks Colic 🙂

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lionrose.7 — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 06:45:34 GMT

Had a good laugh great work 🙂

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the_great_she_elephant — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 07:02:17 GMT

A master wordsmith - what a gift

I'm green with envy, hugely miffed

I might just pack up and leave town

Cos Colic's pinched my bardic crown!

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boris1gary — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 07:26:31 GMT

disappointed, I thought it said clinique.