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Phallic floater unmasked

colic2bullsgirlore — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 21:00:08 GMT

search Terrible surfboard with **bleep** based artwork

181704508248

Condition:Seller Notes:

Used :

“Would suit beginner, moron or **bleep** enthusiast.”

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

colic2bullsgirlore — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 21:02:53 GMT

and I quote

" So I was in the garage earlier where the board is usually hanging from the roof. It fell down and hit me in the head! I grabbed a can of spray paint and was about to write "DIE...." on the bottom, but then the can was out of paint. In my personal opinion this would have significantly increased the net worth of the board. If you still want me to do this, please buy me a can of spray paint and add $1 to final auction price. "

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

colic2bullsgirlore — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 21:04:15 GMT

If you want this board posted, I would probably think extremely carefully about that. I will *not* package it in anyway, there is simply no point. I may even drop it on the way to the post office! I would recommend collecting it. I would quite like to look the person in the eye that wants to but it. We can sit down and have a serious talk about the direction your life has taken you in. I am quite a good listener! "

"I would consider swapping this board for something silly, like a hovercraft or taxidermy mongoose fighting a cobra in a glass case - I have always wanted one of those, I have been looking at them on ebay. "

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

julie-in-oz2 — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 21:20:12 GMT

The owner certainly has a sense of humour.

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

lloydslights — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 21:41:24 GMT

Similar promotion to the pram in England.

A marketing guy trying to get everyone "on board" to raise funds for Skin Cancer Research.

I can't see the symbol mentioned, but your subject title got my attention.

DEB

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

the*scarlet*pimpernel — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 23:40:54 GMT

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

serendipityricho — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 00:20:19 GMT

Pimpy--looks like the Easter Bunny.....................................Richo.

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

the*scarlet*pimpernel — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 00:46:51 GMT

and there goes my sex life out the window.

I just know I will think of the easter bunny and get the giggles.........

Re: Phallic floater unmasked

imastawka — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 00:59:29 GMT

Just close your eyes pimpy and think chocolate

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softail-joanie — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 02:25:25 GMT

i don't understand

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the*scarlet*pimpernel — Wed, 01 Apr 2015 02:30:55 GMT

If I went at it like that smiley Stawka it would definitely be the end of his sex life