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Questions 4 Bob

softail-joanie — Sat, 23 May 2015 18:07:23 GMT

This is gonna be fun yall. Bob asks us questions all the time, I created this topic as a one stop shop to ask Bob ...

My 1st question 4 Bob is, and anyone can answer if they like.

If Jesus was a Nascar driver, what car number would he have, what make of car would he drive, and who would be Jesus's sponcers?

I guess the only thing left to say before i post this topic is, ,, ,,,

Re: Questions 4 Bob

joz*garage — Sat, 23 May 2015 18:15:19 GMT

@softail-joanie wrote:
This is gonna be fun yall. Bob asks us questions all the time, I created this topic as a one stop shop to ask Bob ...

My 1st question 4 Bob is, and anyone can answer if they like.

If Jesus was a Nascar driver, what car number would he have, what make of car would he drive, and who would be Jesus's sponcers?

I guess the only thing left to say before i post this topic is, ,, ,,,

Go

.

a christler

Re: Questions 4 Bob

goldenjet16 — Sat, 23 May 2015 18:24:55 GMT

Good one Joz......

Edit: He would have a 12 man pit crew..... Check that maybe 11. One he would be able to trust with the tools.

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iapetus_rocks — Sat, 23 May 2015 18:52:20 GMT

If Jebus was a Nascar driver then his car number would be 2 (father, son, etc)

He'd drive an old Goggomobile Dart (cos they'll send you to heaven in the blink of an eye)

His sponsors would be those guys who produced that great hit song the Vatican Rag. 😉

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iapetus_rocks — Sat, 23 May 2015 19:10:12 GMT

And bakers of bread.

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iapetus_rocks — Sat, 23 May 2015 19:09:43 GMT

And winemakers. They'd both be right onto him. 😉

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this-one-time-at-bandcamp — Sat, 23 May 2015 19:22:00 GMT

If Jesus was a Nascar driver, what car number would he have, what make of car would he drive, and who would be Jesus's sponcers?

What do you mean, if? His number was #3, He drove a black Chevy, and his sponsor was Mr. Goodwrench.......

Of course, Jeff and the others claimed he was actually Satan.......

Re: Questions 4 Bob

opmania — Sat, 23 May 2015 19:48:21 GMT

If jesus was a nascar driver

He would drive a lightning gt

Number plate upu666

Sponsors would be GOOD GUYS

Re: Questions 4 Bob

joz*garage — Sat, 23 May 2015 20:43:38 GMT

he actually drives a caddy

Re: Questions 4 Bob

joz*garage — Sat, 23 May 2015 20:46:38 GMT

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opmania — Sat, 23 May 2015 21:09:02 GMT

Jesus is a popular man's name in South America

Mexico etc

Much the same as every other Muslim is named

Muhammed

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opmania — Sat, 23 May 2015 21:19:10 GMT

If the pro muslims didnt manage to stick this Bs

in every thread

Maybe some others may not be so anti

Re: Questions 4 Bob

the_great_she_elephant — Sun, 24 May 2015 04:53:12 GMT

Well, it won't be a Ford - not an old one, anyway.)

You'll never go to heaven

You'll never go to heaven. (Repeated back by audience)

In an old Ford car. (Repeated back by audience)

'Cos and old Ford car. (Repeated back by audience)

Won't get that far. (Repeated back by audience)

You'll never go to heaven in an old Ford car,

'Cos an old Ford car won't get that far.

Chorus

I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more.

I ain't gonna grieve my lord

I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more.

Re: Questions 4 Bob

Anonymous — Sun, 24 May 2015 08:42:10 GMT

@joz*garage wrote:

that doesn't make sense

Re: Questions 4 Bob

freshwater-2 — Sun, 24 May 2015 10:17:07 GMT

Well, it won't be a Ford - not an old one, anyway.)

HA HA HA SheEl....reminds me of the old song sung to the tune of the Road to Gundagai.

There's an old fashioned Ford made of rubber tin and board

Along the road to Gundagai

There's water in the petrol and sand in the gears

And it hasn't seen a garage in over 40 years

But oh My Lord how she roars when she's hitting 44

Along the road to Gundagai.

Re: Questions 4 Bob

the_great_she_elephant — Sun, 24 May 2015 10:35:15 GMT

@freshwater-2 wrote:

Well, it won't be a Ford - not an old one, anyway.)

HA HA HA SheEl....reminds me of the old song sung to the tune of the Road to Gundagai.

There's an old fashioned Ford made of rubber tin and board
Along the road to Gundagai
There's water in the petrol and sand in the gears
And it hasn't seen a garage in over 40 years
But oh My Lord how she roars when she's hitting 44
Along the road to Gundagai.

Re: Questions 4 Bob

softail-joanie — Mon, 25 May 2015 00:24:30 GMT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpuxYyHmGrc

Re: Questions 4 Bob

chuk_77 — Mon, 25 May 2015 09:17:46 GMT

what a silly question for bob, for a start, bob never answers questions

secondly bob doesnt believe in jesus so why would he drive anything?

Re: Questions 4 Bob

twyngwyn — Mon, 25 May 2015 09:39:00 GMT

1) #1

2) BeMyWitness

3) Twelve Apostles Marine National Park

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cezm — Mon, 25 May 2015 10:37:41 GMT

Ha ...I remember singing that 40 years ago in the bus on school excursions ...

on a jumbo jet ... 'cos the lord ain't got no runways yet

in my dad's car ... 'cos my dad's car stops at every bar

in a baked bean tin ... 'cos a baked bean tin's got baked beans in

on a playtex bra ... 'cos a playtex bra won't stretch that far etc.!