https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Time-for-a-joke/m-p/1854836#M535570 <P>A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and whilst taking his seat he noticed a very beautiful woman coming down the aisle. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.<BR />"Hello", he blurted out. "Business trip or vacation?"</P><P>She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ..."</P><DIV class="text_exposed_show"><P>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!</P><P>Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"</P><P>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."</P><P>"Really", he smiled. "What myths are those?"</P><P>"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.<BR />Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.<BR />We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."</P><P>Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"</P><P>"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy!”</P></DIV> Fri, 18 Sep 2015 03:27:58 GMT donnashuggy 2015-09-18T03:27:58Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Time-for-a-joke/m-p/1854836#M535570 <P>A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and whilst taking his seat he noticed a very beautiful woman coming down the aisle. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.<BR />"Hello", he blurted out. "Business trip or vacation?"</P><P>She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in the United States ..."</P><DIV class="text_exposed_show"><P>He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!</P><P>Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"</P><P>"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."</P><P>"Really", he smiled. "What myths are those?"</P><P>"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.<BR />Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.<BR />We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."</P><P>Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"</P><P>"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy!”</P></DIV> Fri, 18 Sep 2015 03:27:58 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Time-for-a-joke/m-p/1854836#M535570 donnashuggy 2015-09-18T03:27:58Z