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Animal Intelligence

not_for_sale — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:09:34 GMT

Apparently one of the most important developments that impacted on human intelligence was the knowledge of how to make 'fire'. This allowed cave people to cook their meat. Consequently, less time was spent on chewing and the cooked meat was digested and metabolised much more efficiently. As time passed, the now human brain grew bigger and more grey matter formed. This contributed to humans becoming the dominant species and we have visited the moon, developed cures for diseases and are learning about the secrets of the universe.

It has occurred to me that we are now feeding our dogs and cats cooked food much more than we used to. Is it therefore possible that our pets will eventually become more intelligent than us and take over the household? I am a bit worried because I am positive that my cat will take no prisoners.

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kopenhagen5 — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:17:43 GMT

Your cat has probably already taken over the household and done it so cleverly so as you don't know it.

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imastawka — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:19:04 GMT

I'm quite certain my cat is trying to murder me at night

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Anonymous — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:22:17 GMT

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tasfleur — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:25:34 GMT

That's just not true! We have been cat prisoners in this house for years!

Resistance is futile. We have been assimilated ...

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not_for_sale — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:29:30 GMT

@kopenhagen5 wrote:
Your cat has probably already taken over the household and done it so cleverly so as you don't know it.

Actually, now I'm even more worried. I've been looking for human-like signs that my cat's brain might be growing. I really wouldn't know how to tell cat signs of increased intelligence. I must always remember that he is a carnivore.

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Anonymous — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:32:21 GMT

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kopenhagen5 — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:39:21 GMT

Ah, there is no way your cat will do away with you.

Better to keep you as a slave.

You vacuum up the hairs, provide food, pats whenever summoned and take the poo out. Purrrfect.

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not_for_sale — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:43:53 GMT

This may be our destiny if we're not careful. Makes Planet of the Apes look cheesecake.

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tasfleur — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 08:52:44 GMT

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davidc4430 — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 09:56:39 GMT

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tasfleur — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 10:10:29 GMT

No human will ever go to Mars. Instead, only tabby cats are being sent because they are much more intelligent!

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tasfleur — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 12:12:25 GMT

Told you, I told you so, yes I did, I did tell you so!!

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ecar3483 — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 12:20:15 GMT

I expect, in the brave new world that lies ahead, that I'll perform a menial role in the service of my cockatoo overlords - refilling the water dishes, feeding them on demand...

You know, I can't shake this eerie feeling that the future's already here... ha ha.

🙂

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imastawka — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 00:57:00 GMT

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zanadoo_56 — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 03:18:12 GMT

Right now I don't think I can question my cat's growing cunning and intelligence.

I leave the bedroom door open at night (I've had mould issues with the lack of cross ventilation) and occasionally she comes in - mostly to look outside from the window, but with the cold weather she has taken to sometimes sleeping on me.

I am a poor sleeper as arthritis tends to wake me up and I have to shift position. My cat only settles on me if I am lying on my back. This has been fine until recently when she has come in and discovered I am on my side....which is not what she wants.

Do I wake up when she silently jumps on the bed? No.

Do I wake up when she creeps under the covers at the foot of the bed? No.

Do I wake up when she decides I've spent long enough on my side and sinks her teeth into my feet? Hell yes.

Is there a cat repellant out there that is safe to put on my feet?

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not_for_sale — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 03:28:33 GMT

@zanadoo_56 wrote:
Right now I don't think I can question my cat's growing cunning and intelligence.

I leave the bedroom door open at night (I've had mould issues with the lack of cross ventilation) and occasionally she comes in - mostly to look outside from the window, but with the cold weather she has taken to sometimes sleeping on me.

I am a poor sleeper as arthritis tends to wake me up and I have to shift position. My cat only settles on me if I am lying on my back. This has been fine until recently when she has come in and discovered I am on my side....which is not what she wants.

Do I wake up when she silently jumps on the bed? No.
Do I wake up when she creeps under the covers at the foot of the bed? No.
Do I wake up when she decides I've spent long enough on my side and sinks her teeth into my feet? Hell yes.

Is there a cat repellant out there that is safe to put on my feet?

LOL. See, they're getting more intelligent, it's started already.

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imastawka — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 04:02:16 GMT

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tasfleur — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 04:02:32 GMT

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imastawka — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 04:48:19 GMT