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New coalition auto industry plan

davidc4430 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 00:21:47 GMT

yes folkes

the lib/nats are going into the car building industry with the first 2 models announced!

the SCOMO, its a family style vehicle that goes like the clappers, runs on free beers at pubs, has no steering wheel but automatically changes direction when faced with a problem

the second is a real farm car, the BARNABY, this one runs on coal, has genuine koala skin seats and can carry 2 familys comfortably.

any ideas for other new models?

like the DUTTON or CASH?

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

tasfleur — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 00:28:33 GMT

If there is a competition for naming the new model car ... I'm entering the name to be a >>>>

"Rort Snortel"

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

tasfleur — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 00:38:08 GMT

I've changed my mind ... I'll put in a similar entry and cancel the first; changing it to a one word model:

"Snortelrort"

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

springyzone — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 00:52:11 GMT

Both versions work for me.

We should have a smaller model car brought out in honour of local councils.

The state government here has just passed legislation to sack the entire City of Casey council.

About time. It's been coming for months and couldn't happen to a better bunch of corrupt rorters.

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

gutterpunkz05 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 00:53:56 GMT

The NEVER NEVER a 2 seater amphibius vehicle powered by a 50/50 mix of hot air and Eau De Cologne

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

gutterpunkz05 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:02:56 GMT

Well the early DUTTON Prototype, had terrible over-steering and stability issues. Word is any future model will be equiped with a crash helmet and an extra set of wheels fitted on the roof.

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

davidc4430 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:12:47 GMT

refueling a DUTTON MK1

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

davidc4430 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:14:47 GMT

concept drawing by designer P Dutton aged 5

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

gutterpunkz05 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:30:51 GMT

@springyzone wrote:
Both versions work for me.

We should have a smaller model car brought out in honour of local councils.
The state government here has just passed legislation to sack the entire City of Casey council.

About time. It's been coming for months and couldn't happen to a better bunch of corrupt rorters.

The ONYA a single seated pedal contraption, comes with free budgie smugglers

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

tasfleur — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:32:06 GMT

"Ladies and Gentlemen: Introducing the new Australian "Snortelrort!"

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

gutterpunkz05 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:41:58 GMT

The MACCA SS (Super Sports) comes standard with Sun Visor, double barrell exhaust and an extra large boot, perfect for storing all those spare $100 notes you have lying around

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

gutterpunkz05 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 01:59:30 GMT

The MICHAELIA This one comes with Police and Media Hotlines, dash mounted printer perfect for printing warrants on the go.

50 extra coats of high gloss laquer have been applied for a smooth non-stick finish. No need to worry about flocks of seagulls with this one as it is guaranteed that !@#$ wont stick

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

martinw-48 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 02:09:23 GMT

And the Michaelia is just like her.
100% effort in trying to look good but does absolutely nothing that you'd expect from a vehicle

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

the4masters2013 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 02:11:06 GMT

Thank you and all the other posters!!

You have made my sort of a bad day brilliant... I haven't laughed in so much in ages!!

Well done!!!!

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

davidc4430 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 02:27:19 GMT

there is the kandrew, designed by the Minister for Industry, Science and Technology

it runs on 'new' technolgy

a sail for when the wind blows and pedals for when its not.

genuine 21st century foot brakes, you have to put your feet through the floor onto the roadway in order to stop!

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

davidc4430 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 02:36:10 GMT

for those wanting a nippy runabout for inner city motoring we have the

"NUDGE"

Alan Trudge

looks like a carnaval ride and we love it!

no problems with fender benders here folkes so strap in for fun.

of course doesnt work without electricity since that ended with the coalition unable to replace coal powered generation.

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

davidc4430 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 02:40:11 GMT

lets not forget a guy who thinks 'outside the box'

the Frydenberg flying thinganabob

runs on hot air and steam!

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

domino-710 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 03:00:34 GMT

@davidc4430 wrote:
there is the kandrew, designed by the Minister for Industry, Science and Technology

it runs on 'new' technolgy

a sail for when the wind blows and pedals for when its not.
genuine 21st century foot brakes, you have to put your feet through the floor onto the roadway in order to stop!

Five free pairs of thongs with every sale.

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

domino-710 — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 03:06:04 GMT

@davidc4430 wrote:
for those wanting a nippy runabout for inner city motoring we have the
"NUDGE"
designed by the Minister for Population, Cities and Urban Infrastructure
Alan Trudge
looks like a carnaval ride and we love it!
no problems with fender benders here folkes so strap in for fun.
of course doesnt work without electricity since that ended with the coalition unable to replace coal powered generation.

And this Folks - works on the same technology as the NBN.

Re: New coalition auto industry plan

myoclon1cjerk — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 03:29:59 GMT

The Angus. Looks like a cow. Drives like a cow, but the radiator never runs out of water.