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    <title>topic Re: Visiting Irishman From UK in Community Spirit</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/2343084#M718627</link>
    <description>Little Johnny was at school one day and the teacher was teaching Religious Education. "OK" said the teacher. "I've told you a bit about how good people go to Heaven and bad people go to Hell, but if you're a good person and make it into Heaven, then which part of you do you think makes it into Heaven first?"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;And with that some of the kids put their hands up. The teacher chooses a kid in the centre of the class and says "OK Lucy, what part of your body goes to Heaven first?"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Your heart, Miss" says Lucy, adding "because you told us Jesus is all about love, and love comes from the heart, so your heart would make it into Heaven first."&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;"Good answer, Lucy" says the teacher. "Let's have another answer. Christopher - what part of your body do you think gets to Heaven first?"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;"Your soul gets to Heaven first, Miss" says Christopher "because when we die the body becomes an empty shell and the soul ascends to Heaven."&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;"Very good answer, Christopher" says the teacher. "It sounds like you've learned a lot. Let's have another answer."&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;And with that the teacher spots that Johnny isn't really concentrating, so she decides to catch him out. "OK, Johnny" she says. "And what do you think?"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;"What do you mean, what do I think?" retorts Johnny, clearly bored by the entire lesson.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;"Well, Johnny, if you had been listening instead of not paying attention you would know what the question was. What part of your body do you think gets to Heaven first if you're a good person and make it into Heaven?"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;"Your feet, Miss" replies Johnny.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;The teacher looks at Johnny strangely for a second and then replies, "Your feet? Why do you think that your feet get to Heaven first?"&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;And with that little Johnny replied "Well, Miss, I had to get up to go to the toilet last night but I heard some funny noises coming from Mummy and Daddy's bedroom. Anyway, I peeped round the door to see what the noise was about and Daddy was on top of Mummy and she had her feet right up in the air and was going "Oh God, Oh God, I'm coming!!!"</description>
    <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2020 01:38:13 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2020-08-07T01:38:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</link>
      <description>Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</link>
      <description>Welcome and please enjoy your stay</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:38:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</link>
      <description>Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:40:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:40:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</link>
      <description>Welcome.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:41:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:41:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</link>
      <description>Hello there!!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Beware of the Gurriers &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:42:22 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260</guid>
      <dc:creator>night.wol</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:42:22Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</link>
      <description>welcome to down under &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:"&gt;😉&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
begger off shhh, hes mine X-( or are you a she &lt;span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_open_mouth:"&gt;😮&lt;/span&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:43:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.&lt;BR /&gt;
Yes im married and im 70years old</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:44:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:44:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</link>
      <description>Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</link>
      <description>If you are a good looking woman under 80 Sssshhh and Doll then you ae in with a chance.  :^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264</guid>
      <dc:creator>thebraff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</link>
      <description>lol that stopped them real quick lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:45:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</link>
      <description>Ahhh bugger.... you got a grandson?? *hopeful looking* (learnt it off patkin)</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:46:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:46:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</link>
      <description>Hi Tommy&lt;BR /&gt;
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it's night time here</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:23 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</link>
      <description>:^O The braff and tatts.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:47:26Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</link>
      <description>Have to go back to UK  my breakfast is on table ..Happy Easter..see you all later</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:48:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:48:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; :^O The braff and tatts.&lt;BR /&gt;
Why you laughing at me? I just said welcome lol</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:50:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270</guid>
      <dc:creator>tattsariffic</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:50:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!&lt;BR /&gt;
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Darn! pesky husband gets in the way again *sulks*</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:52:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271</guid>
      <dc:creator>doll*obsession</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:52:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</link>
      <description>LOL!!....I think you all managed to scare the nice Irishman away!!:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:54:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272</guid>
      <dc:creator>vintage-star</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T09:54:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</link>
      <description>lol&lt;BR /&gt;
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Happy Easter Tommy to you too come back soon</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273</guid>
      <dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:00:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</link>
      <description>HI everyone thanks for answerning my thread.....are you short of men..might send some mates for you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:59:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274</guid>
      <dc:creator>tommy.irene</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T10:59:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: Visiting Irishman From UK</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</link>
      <description>lol Please do!! Not for doll tho... she is taken plus I had my hand up first!!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-11T11:06:04Z</dc:date>
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