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Caption This! #335

janeababe — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 09:59:07 GMT

G'Day folks.

Caption This #335 winner will be the caption with the most *Helpfuls*

In the event of a tie, the winner will be decided by the OP.

Winner to start the new round.

This round closes Saturday 4th September 2021.

Good luck everyone 😘

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kopenhagen5 — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 10:01:02 GMT

"You were warned not to feed me after midnight".

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ambercat16 — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 10:11:55 GMT

I hates cream.......I hates everything!

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wide-world-of-stamps — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 10:38:15 GMT

@janeababe wrote:

Oh c r a p .... I've curdled the milk again.

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twyngwyn — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 10:43:47 GMT

You rotten $%#@...I can smell the Panadol in this

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twyngwyn — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 10:44:52 GMT

@twyngwyn wrote:

Hey Grumpy Cat - I'm taking over!

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twyngwyn — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 10:46:43 GMT

@twyngwyn wrote:
@twyngwyn wrote:

Quit **bleep**-footing around - this is NOT a 5 Star Establishment

Re: Caption This! #335

countessalmirena — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 11:03:28 GMT

“You never take me out to restaurants. Whatsamatter, think I haven’t the manners for fine dining?”

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countessalmirena — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 11:05:05 GMT

“I can smell the eye of newt in this.”

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not_for_sale — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 11:48:31 GMT

This slop tastes like dog food.

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papermoon.lady — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 18:32:19 GMT

Time to play a kicking game with this bowl and then enjoy my folks wiping the floor! He who laughs last laughs best!

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countessalmirena — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 18:48:58 GMT

❝This facial bath is supposed to make me prettier? I'm sceptical.❞

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sandypebbles — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 02:11:02 GMT

Sourpuss

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sandypebbles — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 02:19:29 GMT

Soy? You gotta be kitten me

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hannahmallory — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 08:07:11 GMT

that's naw how ye make porridge.

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countessalmirena — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 08:47:59 GMT

Man in Black: ❝All right, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink - and find out who is right, and who is dead.❞

Cat: ❝But it’s so simple. All I have to do is divine it from what I know of you. Are you the sort of human who would put the poison into his own bowl or his enemy’s? Now, a clever human would put the poison into his own bowl because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool so I can clearly not choose the bowl in front of you... But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the bowl in front of me.

Man in Black: ❝You’ve made your decision then?❞

Cat: [sneeringly] ❝Not remotely! Because Iocaine comes from Australia. As everyone knows, Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So, I can clearly not choose the bowl in front of you.❞

Man in Black: ❝Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.❞

Cat: ❝Wait 'till I get going!! Rrrrrreow.❞

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janeababe — Fri, 03 Sep 2021 10:09:35 GMT

Bumpity bump 😘

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ambercat16 — Fri, 03 Sep 2021 12:36:44 GMT

A bowl of milk for Father's Day?

Cheapskates!!

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countessalmirena — Fri, 03 Sep 2021 14:00:12 GMT

❝No, human, your milkshake does NOT bring all the boys to the yard.❞

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sandypebbles — Fri, 03 Sep 2021 22:56:07 GMT

I hope this horse dewormer works