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Caption This #504

kopenhagen5 — Sat, 13 Apr 2024 23:44:49 GMT

Caption This: #503

The winner will be the caption that has the most ‘Helpfuls’.

In the event of a tie, the OP will decide the winner.

The winner will start the new round.

Caption This #504 ends Friday 19th April, 2024.

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not_for_sale — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 00:13:51 GMT

So, do you have your Birth Certificate?

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sandypebbles — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 00:57:07 GMT

Calculating his Supermanuation

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twyngwyn — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 02:32:05 GMT

"I'm confused - are you from Krypton or The Daily Planet?"

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countessalmirena — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 02:47:29 GMT

“No, putting down ‘not a bird or a plane’ is not sufficient identification.”

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countessalmirena — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 02:48:46 GMT

“No, being able to leap tall buildings in a single bound is not a tangible asset for securing a loan.”

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countessalmirena — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 02:50:54 GMT

“So… you are telling me that you have stolen the identity of a mild-mannered man named Clark Kent…?”

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countessalmirena — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 02:53:26 GMT

“You want a loan to set up public phone booths in every city because the rise in smart phones has caused them to be removed?”

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twyngwyn — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 04:49:24 GMT

"I'm afraid the kryptonite has weakened your ability to borrow"

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countessalmirena — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 05:18:32 GMT

“It’s all these personal injury lawyers and the villains claiming I caused them mental trauma, sir…”

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imastawka — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 06:44:17 GMT

The Fortress of Solitude may very well need renovating, sir,

but the loan is rejected based on you being a flight risk.

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twyngwyn — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 06:49:08 GMT

"Where's your green card, passport, entry visa & social security number? I don't know who you are - you could be from another planet!"

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countessalmirena — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 07:40:21 GMT

“My job security is being destroyed by AI - robots, drones… I need a loan to tide me over while I retrain.”

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ambercat16 — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 08:41:14 GMT

I'm afraid the biggest problem with your application is that all your references appear

to be from fictional characters.

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cam-2793 — Sun, 14 Apr 2024 23:39:13 GMT

I'm sorry but with the low pay rates and high burnout rates people in hero occupations just don't qualify for standard home loan . My son's a social worker - he can't get a loan either.

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ambercat16 — Mon, 15 Apr 2024 04:32:01 GMT

Now, lets see......
leaps tall buildings - check;
stops speeding bullets - check;
hold up falling bridges - check;
fight villains - check;
compress piece of coal into diamonds - ch....hang on, exactly why do you need a loan??

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kopenhagen5 — Fri, 19 Apr 2024 06:04:13 GMT

As soon as I saw the Supermanuation, I knew that would be a winner.

Followed closely by stawks and 'a flight risk' also very witty.

Well done Sandy, all yours for the next.