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Caption This: #522

countessalmirena — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 04:51:04 GMT

Caption This: #522

The winner will be the caption that has the most ‘Helpfuls’.

In the event of a tie, the OP will decide the winner.

The winner will start the new round.

Caption This #522 ends Tuesday, 13th August, 2024.

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twyngwyn — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 05:42:12 GMT

Of course you can't see your toes, or anything for that matter....

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not_for_sale — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 05:45:56 GMT

Beer Gut Boutique, for fair dinkum blokes.

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imastawka — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 05:51:52 GMT

When I was told I had to lose 5 kg of 'ugly fat'
I didn't for a minute suspect these end results

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twyngwyn — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 06:01:13 GMT

~~Gutless~~ Mindless wonders

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k1ooo-slr-sales — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 07:11:30 GMT

Blue shirt dummy: "Do you think people would think it weird if we held hands?"

Red shirt dummy: "Do we have hands?"

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ambercat16 — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 09:33:36 GMT

Dad Bods! Get your Dad Bods here!

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hannahmallory — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 13:12:35 GMT

Fathers Day is coming up.

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ambercat16 — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 15:27:18 GMT

No Mate, it's a bit of a dead end job - I can't see us ever getting ahead

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bidicus*maximus — Tue, 06 Aug 2024 16:38:51 GMT

A pair of ana-tummy-cly correct mannequins.

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twyngwyn — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 04:30:03 GMT

IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

Briefcases would be used as nappy bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.

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countessalmirena — Tue, 13 Aug 2024 13:27:49 GMT

I enjoyed these captions!

It came down to two, both with seven helpful, so I’ve chosen between them to award the palm to bidicus*maximus with that very funny pun.

Congratulations, and take it away.

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