https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/3676#M977 <P class="mce-p"><SPAN style="font-size: large;"><SPAN style="color: red;"><STRONG>The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­&nbsp;<BR />At last a guy has taken the time to write all of this down.&nbsp;</STRONG></SPAN></SPAN><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />Finally , the guys' side of the story.<BR />( I must admit, it's pretty good.)&nbsp;<BR />We always hear ' the rules'<BR />From the female side.&nbsp;<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />Now here are the rules from the male side.&nbsp;<BR /><BR /><BR />These are our rules!<BR />Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '&nbsp;<BR />ON PURPOSE!&nbsp;<BR /><BR /><BR /><BR /><BR />1. Men are NOT mind readers.<BR /><BR />1. Learn to work the toilet seat.<BR />You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..<BR />We need it up, you need it down.<BR />You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.<BR /><BR />1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon&nbsp;<BR />or the changing of the tides.<BR />Let it be.<BR /><BR />1. Crying is blackmail.<BR /><BR />1. Ask for what you want.&nbsp;<BR />Let us be clear on this one:&nbsp;<BR />Subtle hints do not work!<BR />Strong hints do not work!<BR />Obvious hints do not work!&nbsp;<BR />Just say it!<BR /><BR />1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.<BR /><BR />1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.<BR />Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.<BR /><BR /><BR />1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.&nbsp;<BR />In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.&nbsp;<BR /><BR /><BR />1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.<BR />Don't ask us.<BR /><BR />1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one&nbsp;<BR /><BR />1. You can either ask us to do something<BR />Or tell us how you want it done.&nbsp;<BR />Not both.<BR />If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.<BR /><BR />1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..&nbsp;<BR /><BR />1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.<BR /><BR />1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.<BR />Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.&nbsp;<BR />We have no idea what mauve is.<BR /><BR />1. If it itches, it will be scratched.<BR />We do that.<BR /><BR />1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.&nbsp;<BR />We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.&nbsp;<BR /><BR />1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,&nbsp;<BR />Expect an answer you don't want to hear.<BR /><BR />1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .&nbsp;<BR /><BR />1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football<BR />or golf .<BR /><BR />1. You have enough clothes.<BR /><BR />1. You have too many shoes.&nbsp;<BR /><BR />1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!<BR /><BR />1. Thank you for reading this.<BR />Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;__________________</P> Fri, 21 Jun 2013 07:51:01 GMT tommy.irene 2013-06-21T07:51:01Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256 Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:04 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1518#M256 tommy.irene 2009-04-11T09:38:04Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257 Welcome and please enjoy your stay Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:38:50 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1524#M257 tattsariffic 2009-04-11T09:38:50Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258 Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot. Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:40:26 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1528#M258 shhh_its_me 2009-04-11T09:40:26Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259 Welcome. Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:41:43 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1532#M259 thebraff 2009-04-11T09:41:43Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260 Hello there!!<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Beware of the Gurriers <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:">😉</span> Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:42:22 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1536#M260 night.wol 2009-04-11T09:42:22Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261 welcome to down under <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":winking_face:">😉</span><BR /> begger off shhh, hes mine X-( or are you a she <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_open_mouth:">😮</span><BR /> :^O Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:43:43 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1539#M261 doll*obsession 2009-04-11T09:43:43Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262 &gt; Are you married? If not are you looking for an eas enty into Oz? Is so, my hand is up! But you would have to talk a lot.<BR /> Yes im married and im 70years old Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:44:20 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1542#M262 tommy.irene 2009-04-11T09:44:20Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263 Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first! Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:34 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1544#M263 shhh_its_me 2009-04-11T09:45:34Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264 If you are a good looking woman under 80 Sssshhh and Doll then you ae in with a chance. :^O Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1547#M264 thebraff 2009-04-11T09:45:55Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265 lol that stopped them real quick lol Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:45:55 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1550#M265 tattsariffic 2009-04-11T09:45:55Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266 Ahhh bugger.... you got a grandson?? *hopeful looking* (learnt it off patkin) Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:46:41 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1553#M266 shhh_its_me 2009-04-11T09:46:41Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267 Hi Tommy<BR /> <BR /> it's night time here Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:23 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1557#M267 Anonymous 2009-04-11T09:47:23Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268 :^O The braff and tatts. Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:47:26 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1560#M268 shhh_its_me 2009-04-11T09:47:26Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269 Have to go back to UK my breakfast is on table ..Happy Easter..see you all later Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:48:50 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1564#M269 tommy.irene 2009-04-11T09:48:50Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270 &gt; :^O The braff and tatts.<BR /> Why you laughing at me? I just said welcome lol Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:50:41 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1568#M270 tattsariffic 2009-04-11T09:50:41Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271 &gt; Nuh uh... look woman you are already taken plus I put my hand up first!<BR /> <BR /> <BR /> Darn! pesky husband gets in the way again *sulks* Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:52:13 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1571#M271 doll*obsession 2009-04-11T09:52:13Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272 LOL!!....I think you all managed to scare the nice Irishman away!!:^O Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:54:50 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1574#M272 vintage-star 2009-04-11T09:54:50Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273 lol<BR /> <BR /> Happy Easter Tommy to you too come back soon Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:00:03 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1578#M273 Anonymous 2009-04-11T10:00:03Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274 HI everyone thanks for answerning my thread.....are you short of men..might send some mates for you Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:59:07 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1580#M274 tommy.irene 2009-04-11T10:59:07Z https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275 lol Please do!! Not for doll tho... she is taken plus I had my hand up first!! Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:06:04 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Community-Spirit/Visiting-Irishman-From-UK/m-p/1584#M275 shhh_its_me 2009-04-11T11:06:04Z