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    <title>topic Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store in Fun &amp; Games</title>
    <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/141238#M32104</link>
    <description>: 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio: &lt;BR /&gt;
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1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' &lt;BR /&gt;
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2. New Zealand RugbyCommentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' &lt;BR /&gt;
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3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' &lt;BR /&gt;
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4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.' &lt;BR /&gt;
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5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my god !! What have I just said??' &lt;BR /&gt;
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6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.' &lt;BR /&gt;
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7. Shown in UK but actually from Canada. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! &lt;BR /&gt;
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8. Steve Ryder covering theUS Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.' &lt;BR /&gt;
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9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ' &lt;BR /&gt;
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10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.' &lt;BR /&gt;
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11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' &lt;BR /&gt;
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12.. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'&lt;BR /&gt;
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    <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:06:15 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>*raqshaki*</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2009-07-25T02:06:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139423#M31438</link>
      <description>As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-&lt;BR /&gt;
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1stdolphinlady&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;B&gt;&lt;I&gt;"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken &amp;amp; screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches &amp;amp; along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
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Still eye-watering Kylie.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:53:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139423#M31438</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T01:53:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139447#M31446</link>
      <description>So lets just think about what sort of a character likes to have fun at the expense of those that possibly have challenges like dyslexia... or can't read off a computer screen all that well unless colours are inverted to a dark background and the text is white.&lt;BR /&gt;
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Lets see how funny things are when they become the target of ridicule.&lt;BR /&gt;
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Not all that funny is it.&lt;BR /&gt;
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Frankly, I think this thread is contrary to a lot of the supposed 'community values' and decency that should be afforded to all.&lt;BR /&gt;
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You never really know how it is or whats happening in another's life... but I sure do know what pedantic is.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:34:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139447#M31446</guid>
      <dc:creator>bigblueskyismine</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T02:34:58Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139464#M31453</link>
      <description>Kind of ironic when you made fun of Kilroy and his spelling when he is dyslexic......&lt;BR /&gt;
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And that's all I've got to say about that.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:38:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139464#M31453</guid>
      <dc:creator>shhh_its_me</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T02:38:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139475#M31459</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;" i can recommend a dvd recorder, there is nothing like them for recording dvd's"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:59:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139475#M31459</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T02:59:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139492#M31465</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;There is a way of doing it...i have done it a few times before.&lt;BR /&gt;
But i haven't done it for nearly 1 year and i forgot how to do it"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139492#M31465</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T03:00:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139506#M31469</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"Hey you three, your a fine pair,if ever i seen one!"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:01:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139506#M31469</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T03:01:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139528#M31477</link>
      <description>I saw a funny one the other day  but forgot to post it and now I have no idea where it came from so can't now. &lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;B&gt;Your not too bright&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
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:^O</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:01:31 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139528#M31477</guid>
      <dc:creator>toon_town_nutter</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T03:01:31Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139544#M31484</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"our fees MUST be pain in full by December"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:04:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139544#M31484</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T03:04:58Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139568#M31493</link>
      <description>&lt;I&gt;Thats cool... don't have to write to monman... he posted his phone number in the listing for that car he just sold on eBay.&lt;/I&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:18:46 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139568#M31493</guid>
      <dc:creator>bigblueskyismine</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-02T03:18:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139591#M31502</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"it makes me sad that people think I am depressed"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:55:14 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139591#M31502</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T00:55:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139609#M31510</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"next eek will be interesting."&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:56:02 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139609#M31510</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T00:56:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139629#M31517</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"They definitely need help, pshycatric help"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:56:54 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139629#M31517</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T00:56:54Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139639#M31522</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"child support works only if both panties are reasonable"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:57:28 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139639#M31522</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T00:57:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139657#M31528</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"It's not about the size, style or tastefulness of a ring that matters, but the way it was chosen and the spirt in which it was given! "&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:47:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139657#M31528</guid>
      <dc:creator>khulmminiatures</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T01:47:17Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139676#M31536</link>
      <description>The following is an example of the worst type of error that can be made in posting on these boards.&lt;BR /&gt;
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It is far from amusing.&lt;BR /&gt;
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Ignore  (215 of 218) 3/04/2009 09:54 Report  &lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;I&gt; &lt;B&gt;Offensive image of a lynched toy bear removed.&lt;/B&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;
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&amp;gt; &amp;gt; Kylie, I thought you might like to use the above photograph HHHHHH&lt;/I&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;
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Reply|Reply with Quote &lt;/I&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:56:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139676#M31536</guid>
      <dc:creator>bigblueskyismine</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T02:56:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139705#M31543</link>
      <description>now I know what the other stuff is about.&lt;BR /&gt;
I didn't realise you had this here john...I went into archives lol</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:44:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139705#M31543</guid>
      <dc:creator>1st-wal</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T03:44:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139722#M31553</link>
      <description>&amp;gt; &lt;I&gt;Thats cool... don't have to write to monman... he posted his phone number in the listing for that car he just sold on eBay.&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
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now this is an interesting post</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 03:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139722#M31553</guid>
      <dc:creator>1st-wal</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T03:46:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139733#M31558</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"Years ago when I worked for a hardware chain we got some garden hand shears and on the label it said - Not for cutting flammable liquids!"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:20:37 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139733#M31558</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T10:20:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139747#M31564</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"Is humanity a plague on mankind???"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:23:05 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139747#M31564</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T10:23:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: CS:-  Chuckle Store</title>
      <link>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139758#M31568</link>
      <description>&lt;B&gt;"any inspection will pass with flaying colours"&lt;/B&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 10:28:13 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/CS-Chuckle-Store/m-p/139758#M31568</guid>
      <dc:creator>monman12</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-04-03T10:28:13Z</dc:date>
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