topic Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... in Fun & Games https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/148431#M34746 <P class="ecxMsoNormal">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="ecxyiv214255608msonormal">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="ecxyiv214255608msonormal">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="ecxMsoNormal"><STRONG><I>Wonderful English from Around the World</I></STRONG><BR /><BR />In a Bangkok Temple:<BR />IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.<BR /><BR />Cocktail lounge, Norway:<BR />LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.<BR /><BR />Doctor's office, Rome:<BR />SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.<BR /><BR />Dry cleaners, Bangkok:<BR />DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.<BR /><BR />In a Nairobi restaurant:<BR />CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE, OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.<BR /><BR />On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:<BR />TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.<BR /><BR />On a poster at Kencom:<BR />ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.<BR /><BR />In a City restaurant:<BR />OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.<BR /><BR />In a Cemetery:<BR />PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.<BR /><BR />Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:<BR />GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.<BR /><BR />On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant:<BR />OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.<BR /><BR />In a Tokyo Bar:<BR />SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.<BR /><BR />Hotel, Yugoslavia:<BR />THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE, IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.<BR /><BR />Hotel, Japan:<BR />YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.<BR /><BR />In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, opposite from a Russian Orthodox Monastery:<BR />YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.<BR /><BR />A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:<BR />IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FORESTCAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.<BR /><BR />Hotel, Zurich:<BR />BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.<BR /><BR />Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:<BR />WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?<BR /><BR />Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:<BR />WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. (Just Like British Airways!!!)<BR /><BR />A Laundry in Rome:<BR />LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.</P><BR /> <P class="ecxMsoNormal">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="ecxMsoNormal">And finally the all time classic:</P><BR /> <P class="ecxyiv214255608msonormal">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="ecxMsoNormal">Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window:</P><BR /> <P class="ecxMsoNormal">IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE…</P><BR /> <P class="ecxMsoNormal">…. Priceless!</P> Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:55:08 GMT twyngwyn 2012-02-28T01:55:08Z .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147589#M34413 <P class="mce-p">As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:- 1stdolphinlady</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG><I>"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken &amp; screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches &amp; along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."</I></STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Still eye-watering Kylie.</P> Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:07:48 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147589#M34413 monman12 2011-12-08T15:07:48Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147613#M34422 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"The family were forced to flee from their breakfast"</STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>.<BR /></STRONG></P> Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:09:55 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147613#M34422 monman12 2011-12-08T15:09:55Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147639#M34433 <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>.</STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"There is a way of doing it...i have done it a few times before. But i haven't done it for nearly 1 year and i forgot how to do it"</STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>.<BR /></STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG><BR /></STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG><BR /></STRONG></P> Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:12:34 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147639#M34433 monman12 2011-12-08T15:12:34Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147652#M34436 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"Hey you three, your a fine pair,if ever i seen one!"</STRONG></P> Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:13:21 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147652#M34436 monman12 2011-12-08T15:13:21Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147670#M34442 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"a well respected member of the us coin forgery community"</STRONG></P> Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:14:23 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147670#M34442 monman12 2011-12-08T15:14:23Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147684#M34449 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">"our fees MUST be pain in full by December"</P> Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:37:02 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147684#M34449 monman12 2011-12-12T05:37:02Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147704#M34456 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"it makes me sad that people think I am depressed"</STRONG></P> Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:38:05 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147704#M34456 monman12 2011-12-12T05:38:05Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147717#M34462 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"next eek will be interesting."</STRONG></P> Mon, 12 Dec 2011 05:38:59 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147717#M34462 monman12 2011-12-12T05:38:59Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147729#M34468 <P class="mce-p">monman wrote:&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">"&nbsp;I still have the ability to successfully out joust the less sensitive young RTers and old <STRONG>Geasy</STRONG> Spooners"</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">&nbsp;</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">B-)</P> Mon, 12 Dec 2011 06:21:56 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147729#M34468 not_an_eloi 2011-12-12T06:21:56Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147742#M34472 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"</STRONG>They definitely need help, pshycatric help"</P> Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:23:29 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147742#M34472 monman12 2011-12-13T13:23:29Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147759#M34479 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"child support works only if both panties are reasonable"</STRONG></P> Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:24:37 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147759#M34479 monman12 2011-12-13T13:24:37Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147778#M34488 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">"It's not about the size, style or tastefulness of a ring that matters, but the way it was chosen and the spirt in which it was given! "</P> Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:25:41 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147778#M34488 monman12 2011-12-13T13:25:41Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147796#M34494 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"Years ago when I worked for a hardware chain we got some garden hand shears and on the label it said - Not for cutting flammable liquids!"</STRONG></P> Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:27:36 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147796#M34494 monman12 2011-12-13T13:27:36Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147810#M34499 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"Is humanity a plague on mankind???"</STRONG></P> Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:29:09 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147810#M34499 monman12 2011-12-13T13:29:09Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147829#M34506 <P class="mce-p"><IMG src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/computer_mummy/sitting1.jpg" alt="" /></P> Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:30:12 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147829#M34506 monman12 2011-12-13T13:30:12Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147840#M34511 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"never realised there is sooooo much subterfudge"</STRONG></P> Tue, 13 Dec 2011 13:32:10 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147840#M34511 monman12 2011-12-13T13:32:10Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147854#M34516 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"...he looks so English but is very European."</STRONG></P> Mon, 19 Dec 2011 02:10:29 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147854#M34516 monman12 2011-12-19T02:10:29Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147871#M34522 <P class="mce-p">.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>"you would not have to be a ROCKET SURGEON to work that out"</STRONG></P> Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:46:25 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147871#M34522 monman12 2011-12-19T03:46:25Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147884#M34528 <P class="mce-p"><STRONG>i had assumed mt was empty lane</STRONG></P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p"> </P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">Yeah baby. lol.</P> Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:36:15 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147884#M34528 laughing-boy 2012-01-06T11:36:15Z Re: .......Chuckle Channel....... https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147903#M34533 <P class="mce-p">got me laughing boy, my first.</P><BR /> <P class="mce-p">who are you the rest of the time? only ever see you here <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tongue:">😛</span></P> Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:42:46 GMT https://community.ebay.com.au/t5/Fun-Games/Chuckle-Channel/m-p/147903#M34533 lakeland27 2012-01-06T11:42:46Z