Caption This #276

[not_for_sale2025]

Caption this #276

Winner will be the caption that has the most kudos.

In the case of a tie, winner will be decided by me.

Winner to start the new round.

Closes Tuesday, 04 August 2020 (during evening)

[kopenhagen5 · Accepted solution]

"I went to buy a ticket with Qantas and they said I can't fly ?"

[imastawka]

                      

                Yes, I'm sure.  I ordered a handbag, not a ham bag

[joztamps]

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@not_for_sale2025 wrote:

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Clear off, don't come around here telling me more of your porkies

[gutterpunkz05]

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@not_for_sale2025 wrote:

Caption this #276

Winner will be the caption that has the most kudos.

In the case of a tie, winner will be decided by me.

Winner to start the new round.

Closes Tuesday, 04 August 2020 (during evening)

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So storm and tempest  does not cover huffin & puffin, what kind of scam is this?

[andrew0123]

They said i'm too short, but i'm Piggie Smalls.

[twyngwyn]

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"I want a straight tail, like everyone else"

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[twyngwyn]

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"I'm not happy! I got caught with my snout in the trough"

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[peteepie]

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   Melania threw out all my clothes

[ambercat16]

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I've been to the market, I've stayed home, I've had roast beef, I've had none and now I want to go wee wee but there are only facilities for ladies and gents