This was one of the tightest caption rounds I’ve seen.
Finalists (each with 5 votes):
ambercat
I never suspected a thing!
I knew the knave had stolen a tart,
but I thought you were in the parlour
eating bread and honey.
twyngwyn
“Poker, anyone?”
sandypebbles
Well obviously he’s a Jack of all trades
imastawka
You idiots! You don’t have a lower half.
twyngwyn
Dear Honored Contributor, that is below the belt!
The ones receiving fewer than 5 votes were also clever and snort-with-laughter-worthy.
For the 5, I’d voted for each… so obviously they all tickled my sense of humour.
Because they all appealed to me, and as soon as I tentatively decided on one I had immediate remorse with “But what about [another one]?”, I had to write down each of these on separate cards from an old pack of cards, and then shuffle them face down, and finally choose blindly.
The winner is ………. twyngwyn … with the poker … in the bedroom.
Congratulations, twyngwyn!
