Dear Mr. Abbott.

[electric*mayhem*band]

Please do not return this individual back to the UK. We'd very much like it if you kept him. We have plenty of crims and old lags here as it is, without one more. Most of which are in the Houses of Parliament, incidentally.

Regards and Thank You.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11712952/Ageing-career-cr...

[imastawka]

A nasty piece of work and you're welcome to him.

But also very stupid.  This bit made me chuckle -

..in 1982 he was caught hiding in a large wooden crate on a plane that was carrying $1 million in notes from Australia’s central bank to regional banks in Queensland.

How did he plan on getting away with that one?