Define Tax

It seems I have misunderstood it's meaning recently.

 

Please help!

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It's the same as being a little bit pregnant.

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Tax is having someone's hand in your pocket but they cannot be charged with a sex offence.


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@amber-eyed-girl wrote:

Tax is having someone's hand in your pocket but they cannot be charged with a sex offence.


What can they be charged with?

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Nothing...if they have a legal right to be there.


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@amber-eyed-girl wrote:

Nothing...if they have a legal right to be there.


So you can't even accuse them of anything?

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It's the same as being a little bit pregnant.

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one can accuse anyone of anything, it is what happens next that matters.

 

is the accusation well founded?

 

is the accusation well phrased...as in, "your hand was in my pocket, when you said you wouldn't?"


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@amber-eyed-girl wrote:

one can accuse anyone of anything, it is what happens next that matters.

 

is the accusation well founded?

 

is the accusation well phrased...as in, "your hand was in my pocket, when you said you wouldn't?"


So if I said " I feel duped" because Tony said he wouldn't touch me

 

Would that be enough?

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I don't know...did he buy you dinner first and say he loved you?

 

were you lulled into thinking he would look after you?

 

then yes, you can say you were duped.


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@amber-eyed-girl wrote:

I don't know...did he buy you dinner first and say he loved you?

 

were you lulled into thinking he would look after you?

 

then yes, you can say you were duped.


No he didn't say he loved me but I did vote for him and he promised NO SURPRISES!

 

I wonder what my neighbours will think Smiley LOL

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