Favourite mondegreen

[enigmabear]

Not sure if there is a mondegreen thread on here already (I searched and did'nt find)

Anyone got a favourite/funny/silly/better than the real words mondegreen ?

[enigmabear]

My anus is the center hole

(My angel is a centerfold) 

[imastawka]

I know I know lots,  but couldn't think of any.    So let google do it for me, lol

[domino-710]

Does this include ' Round John Virgin '.

[enigmabear]

There's a couple of songs they play over and over at my gym

One which is Me And My Girls

(for some reason I always hear it as Myanmar Girls)

And Tightrope , which rather than

'It's like I'm walking on a tightrope'  I hear

'It's like a monkey on a tightrope

[enigmabear]

Yes, yes it does 😄

[domino-710]

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@enigmabearwrote:
Yes, yes it does 😄

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And ' while shepherds wash their socks by night '.

[domino-710]

Sheesh - where have I been all my life.

[domino-710]

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@enigmabearwrote:

There's a couple of songs they play over and over at my gym

One which is Me And My Girls

(for some reason I always hear it as Myanmar Girls)

And Tightrope , which rather than

'It's like I'm walking on a tightrope'  I hear

'It's like a monkey on a tightrope

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That's a tough Gym - Bear.

[imastawka]

Don't go around tonight,

this barn can't take a lot,

there's a bathroom on the right.