Favourite mondegreen

[enigmabear]

Not sure if there is a mondegreen thread on here already (I searched and did'nt find)

Anyone got a favourite/funny/silly/better than the real words mondegreen ?

[ecar3483]

Our land abounds with nature strips of beauty rich and rare...

Maybe in the more posh suburbs - our nature strips were just grass, verged with cement, ha ha.

I went from God save the Queen to Advance Australia fair, and then in my teens back to God save the Queen, but a "Punkier" version, you might say, ha ha.

🙂

[travlyn2012]

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@ecar3483wrote:

Our land abounds with nature strips of beauty rich and rare...

Maybe in the more posh suburbs - our nature strips were just grass, verged with cement, ha ha.

I went from God save the Queen to Advance Australia fair, and then in my teens back to God save the Queen, but a "Punkier" version, you might say, ha ha.

🙂

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The sex pistols? from memory.

With the old anthem, there wasn't much that you could misunderstand. 

[myoclon1cjerk]

Everybody in a wholesale frock.

Jailhouse Rock

[myoclon1cjerk]

Hit me with your pet shark

Pat Benatar

[myoclon1cjerk]

Slow walking Walter,the fire engine guy

Smoke on the Water

[myoclon1cjerk]

Hold me closer,Tony Danza

Elton John. Tiny Dancer

[enigmabear]

I got shoes, they're made of plywood

(You're The One That I Want) 

[the_great_she_elephant]

A  child I knew was once  asked to write out  the Lords prayer during a scripture class and wrote "Our father, you aren't in heaven, hello be thy name.

[imastawka]

My dad died when I was 6, his name was Harold.  So it was -

Our father who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name.....

[viewmont1071]

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap done to sheep.... apparently... it's also the kiwi version