Hints and Tips

[icyfroth]

My tip for the day:

Don't cut your fringe after you've put your make-up on. The bits you've cut off stick to your face.

If you did cut your fringe after you've put your make-up on, don't try to blow them off with the blow-dryer.

It can blow the little spikey cut off bits into your eyes, which is quite painful and makes them water, so you have to wipe them, resulting in your wiping off your eyeshadow so you may have to re-apply your make-up.

If you can be bothered lol

Grrr.

[soulart2]

TRY to learn from previous events...........make sure the car windows are up when driving past the bee hives.

[soulart2]

Now that Spring is on its way, remember to close the bedroom sliding door onto the deck unless you want to have a snake keep you company when you go to bed.

If you've forgotten ^^^^^, don't make a sudden move with your foot while your cat is asleep on the bed or your cat will mistake said foot for the ^^^^snake and shred it to ribbons.

[bluecat*dancing]

[opmania]

While where on that subject

Leave the sliding doors to the deck open

When your having a party

Lest one of your drunken guests decide to

Run through it

[electric*mayhem*band]

To avoid the chore of slicing bread, buy it already sliced.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defence.

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.

If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of others.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

[ecar3483]

Don't leave the fridge open.

I know other people have already said that, but I think it's worth repeating...

[this-one-time-at-bandcamp]

Under no circumstances lend your car or your girlfriend out...........sure as shootin' someone will throw a rod in each of them............

[watta*drama*queen]

Tacky 

[ten*teeny*tiny*toes]

Never try to crush a big coffee tin (nescafe catering size) with your foot.

Just ask my husband. It wrapped around his shoe and he ended up walking around with a coffee tin. Well, we laughed and laughed, still makes me giggle 

[justpolls]

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@ten*teeny*tiny*toes wrote:

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@lionrose.7 wrote:

If you cut yout fringe when wet Never cut it above your eye brows, hair shrinks when it drys, and you will have a dick head fringe (can I say that ) 🙂

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I wish someone had told my mother that. I have a few photos that I preferred never existed 

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*sympathizes* 

On the same note: never give your child a home permanent the night before school pictures are to be taken. Unless by 'permanent', you mean to permanently traumatize said child.