I Need Help With a Nickname.

[grandmoon]

I need a nickname for a male (I do not think of him as a man).

I name has to be something that older ladies would use.

The male spends most of his time telling any women  who he can get to listen to him "How bad his wife is in the bedroom and then will ask the women if they will have sex with him.

[viewmont1071]

or maybe

Terry Tryhard

Nobby Nochance

Lex Lecher

.... if his unwanted advances are sometimes a little more "physical" :|,

"The organ grinder"

may be an apt handle :8}

[grandmoon]

So of you lot have great senses of humour and I am writing them down to show a couple of the other women.  They are so much better than what he calls me. 

[kengillard]

I like "Doodle Direct"

or Richard...as in Cranium.

[beach_and_home]

Well,  Cassanova is the obvious one isn't it?

[grandmoon]

Well,  Cassanova is the obvious one isn't it?

OMG no

Most women tell me he makes their skin crawl.

[catsnknots]

ok.. apparently the word I suggested last time is not appropriate.. X-(

The mods prefer that I call him something nice... less hostile and more friendly... 😐

[grandmoon]

Cats--Back

Well the mods don't know him. 

I didn't post what he called me as I didn't want to get my bottie slapped