I have a Problem.

[tommy.irene]

I’ve never written to anyone before about personal problems, but I really thought that my page followers could give me some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street as if someone dropped her off from around the corner. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I would park my Harley Davidson motorcycle outside next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

[70-80parts]

Tommy , what does your wife think about your relationship to your cycle?

[fourandsixpants]

Sorry, cannot see the funnies in this tommy. Have to wait until my Vitamin D levels get back to normal I 'spose?

[tommy.irene]

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@paintsew007 wrote:

Sorry, cannot see the funnies in this tommy. Have to wait until my Vitamin D levels get back to normal I 'spose?

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Who said this was funny..Im only asking about an oil leak?

[fourandsixpants]

So what has the long winded episode about your 'wife' got to do with a m/bike leaking oil then?

I do not see anything funny about an indirect 'comment', intended joke or otherwise, saying that a malfunction in a  machine is more important than a person/woman or a machine is more important than the state of someone's relationship.

Actually I found this epistle quite sad. 

[*pepe]

omg get a grip!

[icyfroth]

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@tommy.irene wrote:
I’ve never written to anyone before about personal problems, but I really thought that my page followers could give me some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street as if someone dropped her off from around the corner. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I would park my Harley Davidson motorcycle outside next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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the coveted five laughy-face award!

[icyfroth]

[creative*crisis]

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@tommy.irene wrote:
I’ve never written to anyone before about personal problems, but I really thought that my page followers could give me some advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs… phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.” I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street as if someone dropped her off from around the corner. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I would park my Harley Davidson motorcycle outside next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

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Well done you had me going for a while, I usually avoid questions about problems with interpersonal relationships as when everyone makes up again your answer is usallly wrong.

I suggest you try a bandaid if that fails I'd trade it in for a new one

[i-need-a-martini]

Lol! Old joke but a good one.