Interesting

[grandmoon]

[poddster]

GM, that is not too hard to do. when you think that you are old enough for prison life go rob a bank a wealthy one and if you succeed then you can live with people looking after you if yo fail you get to go to prison and you will still be looked after 🙂

[lionrose.7]

I still cant make up my mind which crime to do 🙂

[polksaladallie]

Do you think they would tolerate kerosine baths?   Food being removed before they have a chance to eat it?  Rough handling when they are ill?  Compulsory singing groups?

[poddster]

You could become a compulsive beach streaker. Just a suggestion 🙂

[poddster]

But you do run the risk of becoming a celebrity though

[lind9650]

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@poddster wrote:

You could become a compulsive beach streaker. Just a suggestion 🙂

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Nah! Sentence would not be long enough. Must be something to get life for.

Murder is to yucky and would give one nightmares. Perhaps weilding a huge carving knife trying to rob a Bank?

Erica

[azureline**]

Doesn't sound like any nursing home I have been in.

I was at the residents meeting yesterday and they were discussing the menu and whether people of "this generation" eat pasta and coleslaw. 🙂 They don't apparently, nor do they like their salad on a hot plate.

One resident suggested the patio area needs some new hanging plants for a bit of colour and  a water feature.

Looks like Qld nursing homes are better than prisons.

Edited: they have a library, a bus, a physio at call, activities officers, chef, podiatrist, optomotrist etc

[lionrose.7]

Beach stalking is to mild, perhaps a good white collar crime, no to many of people that do that get off.

I could throw stuff at Politicians, horse poo or some thing.

I cant even hurt a ant so crime has to be non violent.

Got it, seen they are going to allow legal highs back in the shops here, I can throw bricks through their shop windows

[azureline**]

2 showers a week??

minimum of one a day, as many as necessary or as many as they want.

Hot meals, 3 times a day, with snacks in between.

Rooms are the size of a normal bedroom and have an ensuite, with a door, lol. Medication as required, most on PBS.

I might just plan for the nursing home and take my chances there.