Visiting Irishman From UK

[tommy.irene]

Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you

[tommy.irene]

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[tommy.irene]

The Pope is handing out miracles to kids in Liverpool. Billy walks on stage and asks him, "can u help me with my hearing? "The Pope says "yes," and puts his hands on Billy's ears and prays,he removes his hands and says, "how is your hearing now? "Billy says, "I don't know, it's not until next Wednesday."

[tommy.irene]

I ............... I only asked her to park the car.

[tommy.irene]

Two Irishmen are traveling to Australia. Before they leave home, one of their dads gives them both a bit of advice: "You watch them Aussie cab drivers. They'll rob you blind. Don't you go paying them what they ask. You haggle." At the Sydney airport, the Irishmen catch a cab to their hotel. When they reach their destination, the cabbie says, "That'll be twenty dollars, lads." "Oh no you don't! My dad warned me about you. You'll only be getting fifteen dollars from me," says one of the men. "And you'll only be getting fifteen from me too," adds the other.

[tommy.irene]

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[tommy.irene]

Joseph and Mary lived in a barn. Mary had just given birth to a baby boy, Joseph was a carpenter by trade but had no work. On this particular day, after another unsuccessful day at the job centre, Joseph trudges back to the barn on his donkey. He then notices three men on camels carrying parcels and they take them into the barn. Joseph gets off his donkey, storms into the barn and shouts, ", Mary; we've just had a baby, I'm unemployed and you are ordering stuff out of the catalogue."

[tommy.irene]

Outside Bristol Zoo there is a carpark for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses. Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The Council did some research and replied that the carpark was the Zoo’s own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll. Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years. Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name. Haha. brilliant!!..

[tommy.irene]

Something to think about🤔 - As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a £300 or a £30 watch - they both tell the same time. Whether we carry a £300 or a £30 wallet/handbag - the amount of money inside is the same. Whether we drink a bottle of £300 or £10 wine - the hangover is the same. Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq. ft. - loneliness is the same. You will realize, your true inner happiness does not come from the material things of this world. Therefore, I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with, talk with, have sung songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven and earth - That is true happiness!! SIX UNDENIABLE FACTS OF LIFE: 1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price. 2: Best awarded words: "Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food." 3: The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he or she will find one reason to hold on. 4: There is a big difference between a human being and being human. Only a few really understand it. 5. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die. In between, You have to manage! 6: If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone! But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together! SIX BEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD: 1. Sunlight 2. Rest 3. Exercise 4. Diet 5. Self Confidence and 6. Friends/Family Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy a healthy life. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Keep the faith and be of good courage.

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You know, you're not really a nut case Tommy, you're spoofing. But I imagine everybody loves you too.