Visiting Irishman From UK

[tommy.irene]

Hi everyone ..top o the morning to ye..just passing by..though I would call in to see you

[crystal-gems]

HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY !!!!!

[not_an_eloi]

http://www.google.com.au/

:^O

[tommy.irene]

[tommy.irene]

   A man looking for love sent his picture to the Lonely Hearts Club.
The reply came back, “We are no...

[tommy.irene]

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children." The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

[cueperkins]

Hi Tommy...Hows Tings?...Happy St. Pats Day.

[tommy.irene]

Hi Tommy...Hows Tings?...Happy St. Pats Day.

Thanks...Have a nice day..

[tommy.irene]

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. 

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. 

However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. 

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. 

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. 

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. '' Congratulations! 

You're a free man. 

Just tell me why didn't you jump?'' asked the doctor. 

To which the third patient answered, ''Well Doc, I can't swim!''

[tommy.irene]

At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living." 

The bartender was crushed to death.

[tommy.irene]

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.
“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”
“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”
“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”