Where do babies come from?

[the_bob_delusion]

What's something that you only found out years later that everyone else apparently knows about already?

[cmcoins2000]

Thank you for that one - I quite honestly have tears rolling down my face.

[imastawka]

                                   

[icyfroth]

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@cmcoins2000 wrote:

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@imastawka wrote:

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I as a lady - have never 'bonked' in my life.

    Behold - an immaculate conception,

Do you not have a daughter?  Oh bonking one?

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What the he*ll* do I answer that with.?????

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"I thought the stork brought them?"

[icyfroth]

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I as a lady - have never 'bonked' in my life.

    Behold - an immaculate conception,

Do you not have a daughter?  Oh bonking one?

[lurker172602]

I can't remmeber now exactly what I told my boys about where babies come from, but at least one of them got the message right 

[lurker172602]

I am so into baby and nanna mode it's ridiculous 

[***super_nova***]

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@lionrose.7 wrote:

The Daddy puts a seed into the mummy and just like flowers grow a little baby grows.

The biggy is when the children ask you how does the daddy put the seed into the mummy.

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Not if you live in the country or breed dogs.  We did both and my daughter saw the first babies born when she was only about 18 months; well she would not go to sleep and I had "female dog" to whelp.  So she knew where babies come from.  I was waiting for the how they get there question and was not sure how to explain.  Then one day, when my daughter was about 4, I brought home a dog to mate to my **bleep**; waited till she was absorbed in Sesame street, and snuck out with the dogs behind the stables.  As we got a tie, she arrived; I just stood there in shock; she walked up to the dogs, looked in the appropriate spot, shrugged her shoulders and said;  "Oh, that is how the babies get there".  And went back to the Sesame Street, cool as a cucumber  LOL

PS

The spellchecker does not like "snuck", offered **bleep** instead  

[the_great_she_elephant]

The mythology in my family was that babies were found under gooseberry bushes. (I think it's a Pommy thing)

[icyfroth]

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@the_great_she_elephant wrote:

The mythology in my family was that babies were found under gooseberry bushes. (I think it's a Pommy thing)

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No sex pls wer'e British?

[lionrose.7]

My Mum Bred Dogs so I knew that part of it 🙂

Always on a farm in the school holidays so saw horse, cow, sheep

At Thirteen I did go bright red when I asked a farm hand why was there so many sheep but only one Ram, he told me.

[mick590_1]

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@lionrose.7 wrote:

The Daddy puts a seed into the mummy and just like flowers grow a little baby grows.

The biggy is when the children ask you how does the daddy put the seed into the mummy.

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That's my kind of gardening, and I don't need a dibber