CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

"Mischief: Congratulations on attaining 1000 FB &, of course, the snipe lol."

Arghhhhhhhhh, the thread has been violated, just inadvertant chuckleworthy bloopers, from the Boards if possible, please, pretty please.
Like this:

"as it cost this resturant lots of money and deformation suits"

[monman12]

[originalmischief]

😮 I feel violated

[monman12]

This really gives me a chuckle:

I want a Dyson 🙂

"Last time I had the money in my hands to go buy one I bought $1000 worth of emergency cat surgery instead. So I just changed the cat's name to Dyson"

[tasfleur]

:^O:^O @ at the Dyson.

Reminds me of when we had just adopted a black kitten who had been tossed out from a few houses up the road. We didn't know what to call him.

The next morning, we had a surprise big parcel arrive, unexpectedly, which was a prize for a raffle we had entered, and it was a chainsaw so we called him, Chainsaw ... :^O

The irony was though, a week before, we had sold our wood heater, having bought a heat pump ..... 😐

Needless to say, we sold the mechanical chainsaw and kept the biological one .. :8}

[casa047]

> Thanks Casa ♥ Was hopin' somebody would notice 🙂

Mischief 😄

[monman12]

An old goodie:

"I live on the fridge of rural / suburbia and our rates are so much higher because we are expected to subsidize those on rural properties."

It's cold, living on the outer, looking in.

[monman12]

"Laughter is good for the sole"

[monman12]

"The transmitter is powered by a 9-volt receiver that uses two 3-volt lithium batteries"

[not_an_eloi]

" I always get a fussy feeling inside when people make the effort to flash"

:-D