CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

"Channel 7 melb reporter a few days ago.
Refering to the octopus,that predicted the
outcome of World cup soccer games.
Not bad -for a creature with one head
and 8 testicles:"

[monman12]

[monman12]

"It will take you to the edge of your seat, and beyond."

[*ibis]

"Channel 7 melb reporter a few days ago.
Refering to the octopus,that predicted the
outcome of World cup soccer games.
Not bad -for a creature with one head
and 8 testicles:"

Paul, the octopus who predicted the outcome of all those World Cup games, died this week:-( true:-(:_|




In lieu of flowers, the family has asked that people send lemon wedges and tartar sauce

[not_an_eloi]

asked that people send lemon wedges and tartar sauce

haha !

ha !

[not_an_eloi]

read elsewhere;

"Last week my eldest daughter picked up a yelping box at Bacchus Marsh rail station"

:-D

[at_wicks_end]

From CRYSTAL FLAKE:


I am prolly wrong but even the Jewish don't put him on a peddle stool

[lakeland27]

overheard in a dvd shop . 'dad.. i dont want to watch ET the extra testicle'

[debra9275]

"Depending on your definition of crumpets, Yes you can freeze the food kind, but may have a problem with the feminine kind LOL"


????? 😮

[monman12]

"just totally aweful"