CS:- Chuckle Store

[monman12]

As with all past inadvertent blooper post threads, the introductory post must be the classic contribution from our cheerful fishy lady, circa 2002:-

1stdolphinlady

"no expert here but is it possible to buy chicken & screw it to the posts of your fence a couple of feet off the ground then run it down into the ground a few inches & along the ground 1-2 feet.pile the dirt on top of it."

Still eye-watering Kylie.

[monman12]

"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am."

[monman12]

"Public Holiday penal rates"

[monman12]

[monman12]

"Hey you three, your a fine pair,if ever i seen one!"

[monman12]

"any inspection will pass with flaying colours"

[piggylulu61]

'I'd wear orange knockers too, but I have no idea where I could put them?'

[sheepy_1-4]

oops
did we defile his thread with random banter

well at least it wasn't a bantam ranter

[monman12]

" i can recommend a dvd recorder, there is nothing like them for recording dvd's"

[monman12]

"I live on the fridge of rural / suburbia and our rates are so much higher because we are expected to subsidize those on rural properties."

[monman12]

"I love DS. That extra hour of daylight makes my flowers grow brighter."