Or maybe it's a brain tuna. Something is fishy with his behaviour for sure. He doesn't sound like a "real" man to me, if you know what I mean?

What was he doing home from work on a Friday anyway?

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@danger.will.robinson wrote:

Your husband is suffering from a brain tooma, it is altering his behaviour.

You should leave him before he becomes an invalid and you his nurse maid.

Move in with me. I will wash your feet with my tongue 

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YUK!