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@clair.de.lune wrote:

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me

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On the twelfth day of Christmas Ebay gave to me:

Twelve trolls a trrolling,

Eleven lurkers lurking,

Ten trappers trapping,

Nine stringers stringing,

Eight Labor lovies,

Seven, rabid-righters

Six silly sanctions

Five 'Look at MEE-EES.'

Four Monman graphs

Three blue slaps,

Two norti words

And a ticket to eBali.